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IAm.soooooo
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HAH! It's my middle finger.
My jerkoff friends look like that by 3pm on Saturday. |
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IAm.soooooo .. screwed..lol Where did the honkey Kirmit come from??? |
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I bet Basha knows..
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IAm.soooooo .. screwed..lol Where did the honkey Kirmit come from??? |
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I thought this was a topic about getting laid.
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I thought this was a topic about getting laid. It can be |
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Moe, all that firepower is great but make sure you don't run out of ammo! The zombies come in droves, so you never know, better stock up on these blades, just in case! |
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I'm good. The object on my left is a .40 caliber Beretta.
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A box of Kleenex!
Ima sooooo screwed. (unless, of course, it is no1phD.) |
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In the hallway an umbrella with a steel point.
In my bedroom ... a screwdriver (screw him!) and an athame (ritual knife). All put in place in case some fruitcake does come barging in. |
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To my right, I have a .44 mag, and duct tape. To my left; I have a maglite, a Tanto blade, a smaller drop point and a stapler, the oldskool metal desktop type. And a shrubbery.
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Inform all Minglers.
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I got nothing. Looks like I'm gonna get really screwed.
Hope I enjoy it. It's been so long I can't remember if I liked it the last time. |
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F**k! All I have is an empty Budweiser bottle from when I was watching the Monaco v Arsenal, European Champions league football match earlier. So come on then ya zombie b*****d! Yer getting this bottle right aff yer dome (head) ya bawbag!!!
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To my right, I have a .44 mag, and duct tape. To my left; I have a maglite, a Tanto blade, a smaller drop point and a stapler, the oldskool metal desktop type. And a shrubbery. Which one you gonna use? The shrubbery?..... |
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To my right, I have a .44 mag, and duct tape. To my left; I have a maglite, a Tanto blade, a smaller drop point and a stapler, the oldskool metal desktop type. And a shrubbery. Which one you gonna use? The shrubbery?..... The banana. Most lethal; don'tcha know! |
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I got nothing. Looks like I'm gonna get really screwed. Hope I enjoy it. It's been so long I can't remember if I liked it the last time. Haha, way to go! Leave the front-door open at night, I say! But .. put Vaseline on the night-table, I think a perp is more likely to be a bloke ... sorry ... |
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I got a computer and keyboard, BAM!!!!
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