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Topic: I'm screwed.....
bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Tue 03/17/15 06:19 PM
To my right, I have a .44 mag, and duct tape. To my left; I have a maglite, a Tanto blade, a smaller drop point and a stapler, the oldskool metal desktop type. And a shrubbery. Which one you gonna use? The shrubbery?..... The banana. Most lethal; don'tcha know! Oh. You didn't mention the banana....

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3442	Tue 03/17/15 06:51 PM
Bananas!

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3442	Tue 03/17/15 06:51 PM Edited by stan_147 on Tue 03/17/15 06:51 PM
apparently worthy of dbl posting

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Wed 03/18/15 08:26 PM


Kindlightheart Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 2370	Wed 03/18/15 08:38 PM
...cable remote... ...quickly points and changes to movie 300.....now I have Sparta..!!!!...woohoo...

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Wed 03/18/15 08:58 PM
I'm in lust.

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Wed 03/18/15 09:01 PM
I'm in lust. I knew you'd find that. haha Looks like my backyard here.

dcastelmissy Joined Thu 08/01/13 Posts: 39633	Wed 03/18/15 09:01 PM
My hand of wisdom! Believe it or not!!!

Kindlightheart Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 2370	Wed 03/18/15 10:15 PM
A box of Kleenex! Ima sooooo screwed. (unless, of course, it is no1phD.) ....lol..then your Kleenex would be...jokes...

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Wed 03/18/15 10:31 PM
My hand of wisdom! Believe it or not!!! Good luck with that against a zombie who wants to scoff your brains? No chance of survival there? ha ha

Kindlightheart Joined Fri 09/19/14 Posts: 2370	Wed 03/18/15 10:43 PM
My hand of wisdom! Believe it or not!!! Good luck with that against a zombie who wants to scoff your brains? No chance of survival there? ha ha ...if that be the case at least he wouldn't be on my doorstep long...my brain seems pretty small somedays...he might not even have to chew...

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Wed 03/18/15 11:02 PM
What if the Zombies are vegans?

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Wed 03/18/15 11:04 PM
What if the Zombies are vegans? Well they aren't unless you get vegetarian Vampires also? ha ha

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Wed 03/18/15 11:13 PM
What if the Zombies are vegans? Well they aren't unless you get vegetarian Vampires also? ha ha Love those veggie vamps......they can suck my carrot stick anytime.

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Thu 03/19/15 01:04 AM
What if the Zombies are vegans? Well they aren't unless you get vegetarian Vampires also? ha ha Love those veggie vamps......they can suck my carrot stick anytime. (Searching for the tomota sauce bottle to keep on my left)

Awatersign Joined Wed 01/22/14 Posts: 3185	Thu 03/19/15 02:15 AM
I got a pillow..... I've got Leeeggs,heeelllooooo!! And did I mention how good they work?You guys can judge me all you want ,but we're talking about the "walking dead",I'm not hanging around to use no weapons lmao!

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