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Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Jahslove17 Joined Sun 04/07/13 Posts: 614	Thu 08/29/13 02:01 AM
Once in exams a guy was asked to write the past tense of think he said:i thought and thought but dont know what to write so i wrote thinked

Simonedemidova Joined Mon 11/15/10 Posts: 8952	Thu 08/29/13 05:31 PM
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART! Lol.

stringrope Joined Thu 08/29/13 Posts: 2	Fri 08/30/13 04:08 AM
yes my husband is younger than me.u r right man never get mature

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 09/01/13 12:34 AM
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for$20. Guess who got their homework done ?!

Jo2201 Joined Wed 06/29/11 Posts: 30	Sun 09/01/13 01:29 AM
As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.....

Jezpassinby Joined Mon 09/03/12 Posts: 569	Sun 09/01/13 01:42 AM
Sex is like bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Andrewek Joined Sun 08/11/13 Posts: 5	Wed 09/11/13 04:03 PM
It's very easy to distract a fat person. It's a piece of cake... Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning....

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Wed 09/11/13 08:48 PM
there is always Alternate . . . Even Blinds dream in Smell and voices. . . . . #ThoughtOftheday Nostalgia isnt what it used to be!!

Jezpassinby Joined Mon 09/03/12 Posts: 569	Wed 09/11/13 11:51 PM
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.

onelettername Joined Mon 10/25/10 Posts: 17	Wed 09/11/13 11:57 PM
In Soviet Russia, television watch you!

Jezpassinby Joined Mon 09/03/12 Posts: 569	Thu 09/12/13 12:00 PM
They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.

sybariticguy Joined Thu 09/27/12 Posts: 1639	Fri 09/13/13 02:43 PM
I was kicked out of college for cheating on my philosophy exam I was caught looking into the soul of the boy sitting in front of me!

Jezpassinby Joined Mon 09/03/12 Posts: 569	Sat 09/14/13 12:07 AM
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 09/30/13 12:21 PM Edited by Prez_21 on Mon 09/30/13 12:22 PM
69% peoples found adult humor in every single line

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Mon 09/30/13 12:25 PM
woman want money but girl want love man want both girl and woman

Jezpassinby Joined Mon 09/03/12 Posts: 569	Mon 09/30/13 11:05 PM
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 10/02/13 11:31 AM
my wife is an angel . oh sory mine still alive

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 10/02/13 12:08 PM
I saw the show "50 things to do before you die." I was surprised that one of them wasn't "yell for help!"

massiel Joined Wed 05/15/13 Posts: 480	Wed 10/02/13 03:28 PM
Once in exams a guy was asked to write the past tense of think he said:i thought and thought but dont know what to write so i wrote thinked This one's my favorite

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/03/13 02:15 AM
Chalange yoself dont be safe little *****. .

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