Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
hottpunk's photo
Sun 08/18/13 02:03 AM
I have some powdered water but i don't know what to add

Prez_21's photo
Sun 08/18/13 06:42 AM

If she think 69 is Just a number . . Bro she's too young . .

mdodge66's photo
Sun 08/18/13 08:15 AM
Ok what the hell is he talking about

Prez_21's photo
Mon 08/19/13 10:55 AM

hate like u live 4ever lv like u die tomarrow.

isaac_dede's photo
Mon 08/19/13 12:06 PM
Edited by isaac_dede on Mon 08/19/13 12:06 PM
"i'm so unlucky I'd fall into a bucket of boobs and come up sucking my thumb!"

Conrad_73's photo
Mon 08/19/13 12:09 PM
I am from the Government,I am here to help!:laughing:

Prez_21's photo
Tue 08/20/13 01:42 AM
Gud1 dude

Prez_21's photo
Wed 08/21/13 01:27 AM

wenever I got d ri8 answer. EXAM are Over.

lionsbrew's photo
Wed 08/21/13 05:28 AM
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I was taking my mother-in-law to the airport.

Prez_21's photo
Thu 08/22/13 11:16 AM

a Fast and furious Drunk n drive Case was Closed after Judge got knew that he was on way toward In-law's house

Prez_21's photo
Sat 08/24/13 12:10 PM
before sex u help yo partener to uncloth theirself. But aft sex u cloth yoself .

Logic : No one help u wen u got ****ed


Prez_21's photo
Sat 08/24/13 12:13 PM

Sex is not a game. IN GAME WHO DO first Wins. But In Sex ?

Simonedemidova's photo
Sat 08/24/13 05:25 PM
I was going to go to wal mart but I couldn't find my pajamas. laugh laugh drinks

Prez_21's photo
Mon 08/26/13 07:47 AM

***** yo ***** hav more costemer than fb hav users laugh laugh drinks

Prez_21's photo
Tue 08/27/13 11:02 AM
Edited by Prez_21 on Tue 08/27/13 11:03 AM
1nce my liveR talking 2 my kidney ? ?

u r aashole ? laugh laugh drinks

isaac_dede's photo
Tue 08/27/13 03:48 PM
Twenty-One Presidents:wink: have been lost in translation laugh

Prez_21's photo
Wed 08/28/13 12:07 PM
there r two kind of people on social sites. 1. who hav friends request.
2. male
laugh

isaac_dede's photo
Wed 08/28/13 01:27 PM
4 out of 3 people struggle with math

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Wed 08/28/13 06:25 PM
Why mexicans only cross im threes over the boarder? because there is no tres-passing.

no photo
Wed 08/28/13 06:27 PM
Whats the cubans national anthem? Row row row your boat.