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Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/03/13 02:20 AM Edited by Prez_21 on Thu 10/03/13 02:26 AM
scientist proved that there is Ice on moon ! So v just need wine. #pickup

Jezpassinby Joined Mon 09/03/12 Posts: 569	Thu 10/03/13 10:24 PM
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it's gone.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/03/13 10:50 PM
Supergirls are very poor 1st they don't alow to hav Boyfriend , 2nd they dont hav fingers ! :lol:

larsson71 Joined Fri 09/20/13 Posts: 2204	Fri 10/04/13 12:22 PM
You made me feel as welcome as a fart in a Spacesuit! What I said to my ex-girlfriends mum, hence why shes my ex!

Luvs2Lafff Joined Thu 10/03/13 Posts: 201	Fri 10/04/13 10:05 PM
I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

Luvs2Lafff Joined Thu 10/03/13 Posts: 201	Fri 10/04/13 10:06 PM
Women who chase after younger men are called "Cougars" but men who chase after younger women are called ............well.......... "Men".

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sat 10/05/13 02:46 AM
I LOVE KIDS fried with extra cheez.

Luvs2Lafff Joined Thu 10/03/13 Posts: 201	Sat 10/05/13 01:43 PM
Dumbest purchase I ever made: A wedding ring.

Luvs2Lafff Joined Thu 10/03/13 Posts: 201	Sat 10/05/13 01:47 PM
I'm losing my mind but as long as I keep the part that tells me when I gotta pee, I should be OK.

Luvs2Lafff Joined Thu 10/03/13 Posts: 201	Sat 10/05/13 02:05 PM
I hate it when people need constant re-assurance. You know what I mean?

janel_luna Joined Mon 09/30/13 Posts: 34	Sat 10/05/13 10:03 PM
lol

janel_luna Joined Mon 09/30/13 Posts: 34	Sat 10/05/13 10:05 PM
lol

janel_luna Joined Mon 09/30/13 Posts: 34	Sat 10/05/13 10:06 PM
i hate it when people stare at me and dont say anything like c'mon if u want an authograph just ask

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 10/06/13 12:09 AM
They said God looking us everywhere ! So nw am just wearing dipers everywhere

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 10/06/13 12:14 AM
are u new english teacher? . . . ? Yes I are

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 10/06/13 08:43 AM
A penny saved a penny earn a penny earn a penny spend a penny enjoyed.

Wenowa Joined Mon 07/15/13 Posts: 5429	Sun 10/06/13 11:58 PM


Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 10/08/13 06:23 AM
I want to study hard. But exam came in my way .

Luvs2Lafff Joined Thu 10/03/13 Posts: 201	Tue 10/08/13 01:07 PM
I'd like to bang you like a screen door in a tornado (((that is so bad, I apologize))))

lionsbrew Joined Tue 08/22/06 Posts: 14232	Tue 10/08/13 05:59 PM
"Work is the cancer of the drinking classes."-Oscar Wilde-

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