Who'd have thought that bestiality would be one of the few things left to laugh at without causing a political uproar.... Poor joke though.

However even best ideas go awry when tainted with a hint of misdirection....

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it's worth watching - unknown...

It's very easy to distract a fat person. It's a piece of cake...


Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning....

Never really all that interested, but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway. 'cause it's true - all women are, in one way or another. You know, there's always something about every damn one of you. There's a smile, a curve, a secret. You ladies really are the most amazing creatures. My life's work. But then there's the morning after. The hangover, and the realization that I'm not quite as available as I thought I was the night before. And then she's gone. And I'm haunted by yet another road not taken.