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Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
WHATZEHEK's photo
Sat 11/09/13 12:31 PM
STRESS -when wife is pregnant
TENSION -when girlfriend is pregnant
PANIC -when both are pregnant

WHATZEHEK's photo
Sat 11/09/13 12:37 PM
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt I might have to kiss tomorrow -WORKER'S PRAYER

WHATZEHEK's photo
Sun 11/10/13 12:20 PM
Familiarity breeds contempt....and babies!

clintonwood66's photo
Mon 11/11/13 09:45 PM
everybody knows the best marriage is one between a def husband and a blind wife..clinton wood..i like this one.

WHATZEHEK's photo
Wed 11/13/13 05:58 AM
Practice safe texts; use commas
(rhymes with)
Practice safe sex; use condoms

WHATZEHEK's photo
Wed 11/13/13 06:00 AM
If you lived each day as if it were your last someday you just might be right

WHATZEHEK's photo
Wed 11/13/13 06:02 AM
Having a wife is part of living But having a wife and a girlfriend is the Art of Living

WHATZEHEK's photo
Wed 11/13/13 06:03 AM
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her -QUOTE

WHATZEHEK's photo
Wed 11/13/13 06:06 AM
Don't worry about the world ending today It's already tomorrow in Australia

luvmeforlife's photo
Wed 11/13/13 10:25 AM
I think I lost my mind cause you're looking good right now lol

Prez_21's photo
Mon 12/09/13 05:31 PM
you are here for learn and study.
nope v r here becouse it law .

Argo's photo
Sun 12/15/13 11:02 PM
He says...

Why buy the whole Cow when I'm gettin' the..... milk for free...












She says...

Why buy the whole Pig when all I'm gettin' is a.... little sausage...

iwil55's photo
Mon 12/16/13 02:18 PM
Irish toast:
"Heres to our wives, heres to our girlfriends.
May they never meet!"

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