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..,wheee...di nga.
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:-D:-D:-D....why
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@bangbeng wat r u talkin bout. ?
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no matter in how bad mood I am ! bt when i c boobs its make me absulutaly fresh ! |
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fight for wat u want ! bt why the lock me !
I was just near to cops Gun |
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If u does not plan it. . And if it happen. Plan it in future . Or tel it in past
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if u think u can do it then u can do it. if u think u cant !! u r right.
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Oxygen masks on airplanes should really be renamed to "scream mufflers"
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Sex is never answer for anything. . . answer is YES LETS DO IT. |
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U look good but u wud look better with me !!!
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LOVER BOY TO GIRLFRIEND: I didn't say I was taking you to California I only said I was going to Tampa with you
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman should have The older she gets the more interested he is in her
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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman should have The older she gets the more interested he is in her
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Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with teardrops
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What causes dogs to chase after cars they have no intention of driving is what makes men chase after women they have no hope of marrying
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Beer does not make you fat It makes you lean....lean against tables railings walls
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There are 3 sexes: MEN woMEN and clergyMEN
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Some things are better than sex; some things are worse but nothing I say nothing is quite like it
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If your OUTgo exceeds your INcome your UPkeep will be your DOWNfall
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Sex is like pizza; when it's good it's very good; when it's bad it's still good
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