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getting maried at 22 is like leaving Party at 9:30. |
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Only if you know how to party man! Its always better to dig the bone out than stand at the entrance of a big bbq party and keep wagging your tail in hope. Hope gets nowhere dude!
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Only if you know how to party man! Its always better to dig the bone out than stand at the entrance of a big bbq party and keep wagging your tail in hope. Hope gets nowhere dude! |
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Yea, sure.. But i rather like nodding head n running in circles around the cows of milk ! He he
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the best way 2 stay young . . . . . Lie ua age. |
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A day without sunshine AS EVERYONE KNOW IT IS ALWAYS night. |
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Our 1 leg is in Our past nd 1 on aur Future Thats y v r
muv on dude.
Pissing on aur Present. .
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Edited by
Prez_21
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Mon 12/03/12 10:12 AM
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A vergine Girl of 18 year old. . . .
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3 little monkeys, jumpin on the bed, Looks like one fell off and bumped his head....really hard too.
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Destiny Is Lyk Last drop of Pee. . NO matter hw hard u try 2 stop but it always fall In Ua Shortz
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they said Change start from you. Yes i wana make welthy world. . . 1st me.
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A sperm whale attacked a submarine.
He bit the tip off it and sucked out all the seamen. |
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there are 3 thing are imp 4 being human ability, responsibiliy, and stupidity |
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Lady teacher 100% atendence 5%perfomance
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There Are Always 1woman Behind successful man. . . . |
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bitc* that was trailor U cant handle my whole attitude.
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People who live in glass houses should close the curtains before going to the bathroom.
The Pollen Count.......That's a difficult job!!! NEVER give up your seat for a lady........That's how I lost my job as a bus driver. 
Was at my new girlfriends for Christmas dinner. Her mother said, "How many potatoes would you like?" I said, "Just the one." She replied. "You don't have to be so polite." I answered, "Okay. I'll just have one you fat cow!" 
In my family, I'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older than me!!! They are mixed race parents. My father prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. 
I was wondering...... Why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? 
And then it hit me.
 
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People who live in glass houses should close the curtains before going to the bathroom. The Pollen Count.......That's a difficult job!!! NEVER give up your seat for a lady........That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Was at my new girlfriends for Christmas dinner. Her mother said, "How many potatoes would you like?" I said, "Just the one." She replied. "You don't have to be so polite." I answered, "Okay. I'll just have one you fat cow!"
In my family, I'm the youngest of three. My parents are both older than me!!! They are mixed race parents. My father prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani.
I was wondering...... Why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?
And then it hit me.
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never trust on fb girl |
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there is always 1animal who hate ur everything and that called as wife. |
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