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Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 01/27/13 05:54 AM
I hate You With All my Lv

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 01/27/13 05:57 AM
unlike Others I Never Afraid to Go Out Of Yo Life.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 01/27/13 06:00 AM
sumbudy Say Glass Is Half empty sum Say It full . . . . I Just ask For Ice .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 01/27/13 06:00 AM Edited by Prez_21 on Sun 01/27/13 06:02 AM
am The best person to Share Secret With Coz i 4got wat you told me In 5min. . . bcoz I nev Paid attention 2 u.

charlieclean Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 12	Sun 01/27/13 08:12 PM
The value of "x" hilarious. Ya you'll find out for sure.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 01/27/13 10:25 PM
you don't need Any relative To Die. . . So why For Live. . ?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sun 01/27/13 11:47 PM
these days Legs Spread More fast than Air

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sat 02/16/13 11:10 AM
god Give Me Patience . . . . I WANA beat Sum1 til It Death

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sat 02/16/13 11:44 AM
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandmother did, unlike the terrified screaming passengers in her car.

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Sat 02/16/13 04:14 PM Edited by willing2 on Sat 02/16/13 05:05 PM
Don't you just hate it when, or'

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 02/19/13 08:21 AM
@willing I do. . Nt knw abt u and othes. . .lol. .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 02/19/13 08:22 AM
Do Doctors Wife Eat Apples?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Tue 02/19/13 09:36 PM
do U Sleep on Ua Stomach . . No. . . Then May I?

1LonleyHeart53 Joined Tue 02/26/13 Posts: 4	Wed 02/27/13 03:15 AM
My favorite all-time one liner is when Clint Eastwood was about to kill this hired gun slinger... and gave him a chance to back away by telling him that "DYING ISN'T MUCH OF A LIVING"... Well, you guessed it, the hired gun slinger just couldn't resist, and pulled his gun and died trying to make a livin'...

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 02/28/13 12:14 AM
Do u have time? ? Yes?? DO u Hav Energy Then? ?

jimss Joined Thu 02/28/13 Posts: 5	Thu 02/28/13 11:28 PM
Dont get slapped with a salmon. Worse thing that can happen to u

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sat 03/02/13 01:53 AM
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says "haha good one" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 03/15/13 08:26 AM
Are Those Real ? ? ? ? ?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 03/15/13 08:28 AM
hey F+=k me If I m Wrong . .but Ua Name Is tChecolovakia ?? ? Am I Right

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 03/21/13 07:22 AM
SEX IS LIKE HIGHSCHOOL u MISSED a PERIOD AND U ARE in BIG TROUBLE. . .

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