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BUMPER STICKERS
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NATIONAL SEX WEEK
Give Until It Hurts |
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LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
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Knock! Knock!
'Who's there?' 'The invicible man!' 'Well, I can't see you' |
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LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
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A story is told of this prostitute who bought a bicycle and peddled IT all over town
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Topic:
LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
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Business was dwindling and this prostitute decided to move to another town and start all over as a virgin
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Topic:
LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
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This guy was so down on his luck he wished he hadn't been born and he wouldn't have been if his father had seen that the end of the rubber was torn
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Topic:
LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
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A wise old man has advised me to smile more often...now I still have teeth
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Topic:
LAUGHTER! and JOKES oh my!
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What d'you get when you cross a banker and a lawyer
A loan shark! |
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Don't worry about the world ending today It's already tomorrow in Australia
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her -QUOTE
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Having a wife is part of living But having a wife and a girlfriend is the Art of Living
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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If you lived each day as if it were your last someday you just might be right
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Practice safe texts; use commas
(rhymes with) Practice safe sex; use condoms |
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Familiarity breeds contempt....and babies!
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Edited by
WHATZEHEK
on
Sun 11/10/13 12:45 AM
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The sky is up That I'm sure of
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Before you get overexcited being here remember: Friends like books should be few and well chosen
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the butt I might have to kiss tomorrow -WORKER'S PRAYER
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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STRESS -when wife is pregnant
TENSION -when girlfriend is pregnant PANIC -when both are pregnant |
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Sex is like pizza; when it's good it's very good; when it's bad it's still good
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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If your OUTgo exceeds your INcome your UPkeep will be your DOWNfall
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Topic:
WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
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Some things are better than sex; some things are worse but nothing I say nothing is quite like it
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