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Topic: WORLDS BEST ONELINERS
Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 10/10/12 09:43 AM
Begger's Cant B chuzers

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Wed 10/10/12 10:31 AM Edited by Prez_21 on Wed 10/10/12 10:34 AM
every1 is fullish. . . But i m king of them.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/11/12 12:47 AM
y Government Transport service used by "general people" and all The goverment servent lyk "minister" "mayor" they all travel in "PRIVATE TRANSPORT"

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/11/12 12:49 AM
If tym Is money, then I m Richest Man on the Planet.

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/11/12 12:51 AM
They Said never Quit, but i m losing the gamble. . . . Wats nw?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/11/12 09:46 AM
if ur Girlfrnd/bf get 3.5 milion dollor ri8 after Broke up wil u find the value of x

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Thu 10/11/12 11:12 AM
if ur Girlfrnd/bf get 3.5 milion dollor ri8 after Broke up wil u find the value of x

willing2 Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 20221	Thu 10/11/12 02:54 PM
if ur Girlfrnd/bf get 3.5 milion dollor ri8 after Broke up wil u find the value of x Were'd I put dat damn calcatater?

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Thu 10/11/12 07:28 PM
Take my wife, please= Henny Youngman

Hikerjohn Joined Sun 08/19/12 Posts: 1028	Thu 10/11/12 08:01 PM
No it is your azz that makes the pants look fat.

TBRich Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 8232	Thu 10/11/12 09:14 PM Edited by TBRich on Thu 10/11/12 09:15 PM
My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a b*tch

esebulldog Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 22342	Thu 10/11/12 09:54 PM
Take my wife, please= Henny Youngman "I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." --Henny Youngman

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/11/12 10:28 PM
Bingo quote if there is will there is way. . . . I m Taking care of My Father In low

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Thu 10/11/12 10:32 PM
IF DRINk and drive is a Crime then Y they build parking lot outside Baar ?

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 10/12/12 08:08 AM
one day they said 2 me pollitics Is Nt as game of cricket yep ! Man Cricket Is Much difficult

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 10/12/12 08:11 AM
What is being Commited in Relationship answer: Sharing ur Popcorn in theater

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 10/12/12 08:24 AM
A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 10/12/12 08:26 AM
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, “Back up, I don’t know how big this gets.”

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Fri 10/12/12 09:52 AM
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, “Back up, I don’t know how big this gets.” yep man lol. . . . Nd i fil there newborn babies who hav nö option . . . .

Prez_21 Joined Wed 10/10/12 Posts: 386	Sat 10/13/12 12:21 AM
My Girlfriend always force n talk 2 me 4 goin europe Tour. . . I nev Object let her talk

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