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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 4
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Tue 03/19/13 09:11 PM
Kitty, be careful, you should ask google what ALF eats But with his easy bake oven, well he might not be as hungry tonight You should know by now that I would never eat a customer.

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Tue 03/19/13 09:17 PM
Ooops my food is incomplete and many asked a share of my chocolate cake. Can i order a big big big big chocolate cake? Cancel the cabbage abd rice. Oh! Dont forget my orange juice.

CuteKittyKat Joined Thu 03/14/13 Posts: 2080	Tue 03/19/13 09:18 PM
Kitty, be careful, you should ask google what ALF eats But with his easy bake oven, well he might not be as hungry tonight You should know by now that I would never eat a customer. Fiuuuuu! In here I´m safe from DD´s fixation in licking kitties sweet spot.

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Tue 03/19/13 09:20 PM
Guys wait. Its not enough for us, im ordering a big one. Dont worry kitty. I am omnivorous.

heavenlyboy34 Joined Fri 07/04/08 Posts: 17348	Tue 03/19/13 09:20 PM
Kitty, be careful, you should ask google what ALF eats But with his easy bake oven, well he might not be as hungry tonight You should know by now that I would never eat a customer. Fiuuuuu! In here I´m safe from DD´s fixation in licking kitties sweet spot. Can I lick your sweet spot?

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 03/19/13 09:25 PM
Heavenly Boy did I get this turned around or what? I should have stated that there might be a "circle of life" thing going... Hampster gets plump (like Hansel & Gretyl) Kitty eats hampster (literally, not sexually), Dodo stuffs kitty into easy bake oven, and has his snack Just saying..

CuteKittyKat Joined Thu 03/14/13 Posts: 2080	Tue 03/19/13 09:25 PM
Guys wait. Its not enough for us, im ordering a big one. Dont worry kitty. I am omnivorous. Yay! A big chocolate cake! I can´t wait. If DD serves it with a big bowl of ice cream I would be in heaven!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 03/19/13 09:26 PM
Lets just hope this bar is like a church You know, like sanctuary against being in the food chain

CuteKittyKat Joined Thu 03/14/13 Posts: 2080	Tue 03/19/13 09:27 PM
Heavenly Boy did I get this turned around or what? I should have stated that there might be a "circle of life" thing going... Hampster gets plump (like Hansel & Gretyl) Kitty eats hampster (literally, not sexually), Dodo stuffs kitty into easy bake oven, and has his snack Just saying.. Hahahaha... It might seem like that but I don´t eat little hamsters I just hug them and play with them ... About DD , well He says that I´m safe in here so I will have to trust him.

CuteKittyKat Joined Thu 03/14/13 Posts: 2080	Tue 03/19/13 09:28 PM
Kitty, be careful, you should ask google what ALF eats But with his easy bake oven, well he might not be as hungry tonight You should know by now that I would never eat a customer. Fiuuuuu! In here I´m safe from DD´s fixation in licking kitties sweet spot. Can I lick your sweet spot? What??? haha

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Tue 03/19/13 09:30 PM
Guys wait. Its not enough for us, im ordering a big one. Dont worry kitty. I am omnivorous. The word omnivore means that one will eat everything. Does this mean that a hamster will eat a kitty if given the chance to?

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 03/19/13 09:31 PM
Kitty, if I never teach you anything.....I'll teach you this: Never trust the dodo when it comes to kitties It's like dangling fish in front of a trained seal

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Tue 03/19/13 09:35 PM
CuteKittyKat might get served more quickly if she came in here looking like this:

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Tue 03/19/13 09:35 PM
Guys wait. Its not enough for us, im ordering a big one. Dont worry kitty. I am omnivorous. The word omnivore means that one will eat everything. Does this mean that a hamster will eat a kitty if given the chance to? Nop i will not eat a friend, and eew! Full of furr. Not my type.

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Tue 03/19/13 09:35 PM
Guys wait. Its not enough for us, im ordering a big one. Dont worry kitty. I am omnivorous. The word omnivore means that one will eat everything. Does this mean that a hamster will eat a kitty if given the chance to? Nop i will not eat a friend, and eew! Full of furr. Not my type.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 03/19/13 09:38 PM
Dodo's right, I think Win meant herbivore But the way I get misunderstood, we had better not talk about weeds and grass or the police will make a bust on this topic and Roberta will be a little upset when she comes in to find this place had been raided

CuteKittyKat Joined Thu 03/14/13 Posts: 2080	Tue 03/19/13 09:44 PM
CuteKittyKat might get served more quickly if she came in here looking like this: Mmmmhmmm that sounds a little bit tricky... It seems like it would be alluring to you and dangerous for me... Jemare gave me a lesson recently " Never trust the dodo when it comes to kitties "...

CuteKittyKat Joined Thu 03/14/13 Posts: 2080	Tue 03/19/13 09:45 PM
Dodo's right, I think Win meant herbivore But the way I get misunderstood, we had better not talk about weeds and grass or the police will make a bust on this topic and Roberta will be a little upset when she comes in to find this place had been raided Hahaha not the cops!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 03/19/13 09:46 PM
And Dodo, I forgot to order my drink I'll have a Pink Squirrel please.... and I'd better not find a REAL squirrel's tail in there

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48947	Tue 03/19/13 09:48 PM
My hands are hurting from all of the oranges that I had to squeeze. The only orange juice that we had earlier had vodka mixed with it. I know better than to serve an alcoholic beverage to someone who is too small. So, here is the hamster's glass of freshly-squeezed orange juice: Here is the chocolate cake: I'll get some plates, forks and . . . Winlei, stop jumping up and down on top of that cake! Others want to eat it, too. Silly hamster.