A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

In a nursing home, an Old Lady said to an Old Man, "Drop your pants and I will tell how old you are."
The man said, "Really?"

The Lady told him that it was true, so he dropped his pants. The lady studied him carefully, then said, "Hmmm....you're 85 years old."

The man, in a state of total shock said, "Wow. How did you know"

The woman replied, "You told me yesterday."

So Hank Williams jr. apologized for comparing Obama to Hitler.

Hank received a letter: Apology accepted, sincerely the Hitlers.

I was diagnosed with antisocial behavior disorder so I joined a support group...We never meet.....

Do you know how to make a dead baby float?



Easy, 2 scoops of ice cream and 2 scoops of dead baby.

How do you know when a redhead is satisfied?



She unties you.

a blonde's radio

a blonde's radio suddenly stops working .....

so she opens it up and finds a dead cockroach in it.....

she yells ...OMG the singer is dead....!