Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! | |
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And chitfaced and taking your calls LIVE..................*burp*......
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 11/28/11 11:35 AM
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Dear Luvtorockandrollerby;
Last night I dreamed I was shopping in the Bum Phuc Egypt mall, and all the stores were empty, not a thing on the shelves, nada, nil, bupkis. What could this mean? |
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Dear Luvtorockandrollerby; Last night I dreamed I was shopping in the Bum Phuc Egypt mall, and all the stores were empty, not a thing on the shelves, nada, nil, bupkis. What could this mean? LOOK! LETS READ IT TOGETHER. YOUR DREAMS DONT MEAN CRAP! I strongly suggest you buy my book! And next caller LIVE and online...................................................................................................... |
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A musical break from Dr.Luv2roknrollby to all of her listeners......
Jingle bells batman smells Robin laid an egg. Batmobile lost its wheel the commissioner had to payyyyyyy. Billy Barty had a party everyone was there Hobo Kelly popped her belly Batman lost his hair. And Happy Holidays to all of you, from all of us, here at Dearluv2roknrollby! |
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y r u such a biotch to me?
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y r u such a biotch to me? |
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y r u such a biotch to me? |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 12/01/11 09:15 AM
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y r u such a biotch to me? Are you referring to the times that you say things about your lil one, and I always think that your talking about your penis??? Why do I? Cause I can. And next caller LIVE and online, taking your calls..................... |
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Dear luv2roknrollby,
why is it always i get more attention from men rather than women? |
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y r u such a biotch to me? Are you referring to the times that you say things about your lil one, and I always think that your talking about your penis??? Why do I? Cause I can. it is my daughter whom i keep private on here usually And next caller LIVE and online, taking your calls..................... |
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Okay Johnny, now i know you have a daughter. But i dont have one yet. Haha
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 12/01/11 09:34 AM
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y r u such a biotch to me? Are you referring to the times that you say things about your lil one, and I always think that your talking about your penis??? Why do I? Cause I can. it is my daughter whom i keep private on here usually Ok fine, no more jokes about your child, and your ears. Dayyyyyum, this place just gets less and less fun everyday! |
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Snap it out you both. Being an elf isnt bad, i wish i had those ears
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Dear luv2roknrollby, why is it always i get more attention from men rather than women? Ummmmmmmmmmm, my best guess would be because you dress like this And next caller LIVE and online................................. |
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Dear luv2roknrollby, why is it always i get more attention from men rather than women? Ummmmmmmmmmm, my best guess would be because you dress like this And next caller LIVE and online................................. |
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