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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 11:59 AM




hmmmmmmmmmmm


THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl
Johnny has nothing to do with my awful mood the last few days, at all.flowerforyou

Now,

who wants to die first?pitchfork


Not me...I barely escaped this morning!!! :laughing:

Maybe you just need a hug, Kitten. **Hugs**
Oh yeah,

hug me so I can fix that collar!

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Mon 11/21/11 01:11 PM


i wanna kdinap n kill someone how do i go bout that?

I don't know about the kidnapping but I can help with the killin part pitchfork
Online with Turtle,...............thanks for the call...


You do realize,

I either have to call the police,

or kill you now?

Right?

So whats it gonna be?

*Dr Luv thinking* 'KILL, KILL, Pllllllllllease say kill, COME ON, SAY IT, KILL, KILL, KILL, I really want to kill this week, come on kill, kill, kill....."




And next caller......................................................
ok , sO kill kill kill................................johnny bigsmile

pyxxie13's photo
Mon 11/21/11 01:16 PM

Hi there Luv.

Long time listener first time caller...I need your opinion....I am wanting to impress de ladies by playing "Let's get it on" with a kazoo in my @ss. Do you think the broads would swoon harder over me in a powder blue rufflie polyesther tux, or should I stick to my thongitard and mini cape?

Thankx....I love your show!!!!

Now there is some sexy talk!!!

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 11/21/11 01:23 PM

OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!!

HELP!!!


Don't be coming to me now. You're the one who slapped her. Even if there WAS a way to control her, I'm in enough trouble at the moment as it is!scared

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Mon 11/21/11 01:25 PM


OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!!

HELP!!!


Don't be coming to me now. You're the one who slapped her. Even if there WAS a way to control her, I'm in enough trouble at the moment as it is!scared
shave and you won't be in trouble laugh

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 11/21/11 01:26 PM


OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!!

HELP!!!
UJ????????

HES THE CAUSE OF THIS!!!

KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL.............................


It's always my fault. That is, until I find a way to blame the dog....

motowndowntown's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:21 PM



OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!!

HELP!!!
UJ????????

HES THE CAUSE OF THIS!!!

KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL.............................


It's always my fault. That is, until I find a way to blame the dog....


Everybody tries to blame it on the dog.

If you would feed him better his pharts wouldn't smell like that.

ujGearhead's photo
Mon 11/21/11 06:43 PM




OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!!

HELP!!!
UJ????????

HES THE CAUSE OF THIS!!!

KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL.............................


It's always my fault. That is, until I find a way to blame the dog....


Everybody tries to blame it on the dog.

If you would feed him better his pharts wouldn't smell like that.


That's what the cat says!

Ash36's photo
Mon 11/21/11 08:52 PM
KILL!! drool

Roberta,, i wanna be your killing partner. I got my sword ready for action.!

irisheyes79's photo
Tue 11/22/11 07:25 AM





hmmmmmmmmmmm


THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl
Johnny has nothing to do with my awful mood the last few days, at all.flowerforyou

Now,

who wants to die first?pitchfork


Not me...I barely escaped this morning!!! :laughing:

Maybe you just need a hug, Kitten. **Hugs**
Oh yeah,

hug me so I can fix that collar!
noway

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 11/22/11 12:58 PM


Hi there Luv.

Long time listener first time caller...I need your opinion....I am wanting to impress de ladies by playing "Let's get it on" with a kazoo in my @ss. Do you think the broads would swoon harder over me in a powder blue rufflie polyesther tux, or should I stick to my thongitard and mini cape?

Thankx....I love your show!!!!

Now there is some sexy talk!!!
I fell over when I read this!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 11/22/11 01:01 PM

KILL!! drool

Roberta,, i wanna be your killing partner. I got my sword ready for action.!
You've got your "sword" ready for action???

Wooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo!!

Oh happy day:banana:
Oh happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:
When Ash gets his sword out:banana:
its a happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:

irisheyes79's photo
Wed 11/23/11 06:49 AM


KILL!! drool

Roberta,, i wanna be your killing partner. I got my sword ready for action.!
You've got your "sword" ready for action???

Wooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo!!

Oh happy day:banana:
Oh happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:
When Ash gets his sword out:banana:
its a happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:
oh happy day:banana:
bigsmile

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 11/23/11 11:18 AM
And wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving, and taking your calls...........

thewaterbearer's photo
Wed 11/23/11 11:43 AM
Dear lovetorocknrollby, why would anyone want to stuff a turkey, I mean playing with a turkeys buttshocked shocked rofl Happy Thanksgiving.flowerforyou flowerforyou

luv2roknroll's photo
Wed 11/23/11 05:47 PM

Dear lovetorocknrollby, why would anyone want to stuff a turkey, I mean playing with a turkeys buttshocked shocked rofl Happy Thanksgiving.flowerforyou flowerforyou
Online LIVE with Christine........

Im really not sure Christine.

But I do know this.

Every year, I wish I was a turkey.

Wooooooooo HOoooooooooo!!

Shake your tail feathers!

Happy T-Day. I love you!:heart:






And next caller LIVE online with me..............................

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Wed 11/23/11 06:31 PM
Dear DrLuv-

What the heck is wrong with me? Or is it with the men? I swear sometimes I feel like I've got the plague. Never get asked out-- I don't get it. i only seem to really interest men across the ocean OR across the country.
What the hell?

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 11/24/11 09:32 AM

Dear DrLuv-

What the heck is wrong with me? Or is it with the men? I swear sometimes I feel like I've got the plague. Never get asked out-- I don't get it. i only seem to really interest men across the ocean OR across the country.
What the hell?
Online with LeAnne...happy t-day.......thanks for your call....

Im thinkin what you need is a cruise ship.

I bet if you were to start checking the salvage yards, around the dock areas,

you could probably pick up a used one, for fairly cheap....

maybe even as low, as a million, if you get lucky.

So I would start looking there, and on EBay, and Craigslist.




Good luck...........and next caller on T-Day LIVE and online.........

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Thu 11/24/11 11:52 AM
yo docette,
I've been trying to finish reading a book today. but everytime I read a couple of pages I go to asleep . what can I do to stay awake when I'm reading?????????

luv2roknroll's photo
Thu 11/24/11 11:57 AM

yo docette,
I've been trying to finish reading a book today. but everytime I read a couple of pages I go to asleep . what can I do to stay awake when I'm reading?????????
Online LIVE with Turtle....Happy tday..thanks for the call...

Grab your phone and call 702-999-2343

Ask for Bernie,

and tell him you would like a gram.

Pick it up.

Then snort it!






Thank you for your call...................and next caller please...

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