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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! | |
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STUCK IN A BORING JOB, WITH NO CHANCE OF ADVANCEMENT???
CONSIDER A CAREER AS A PROSTITUTE!!  THERE ARE MANY JOBS OPENINGS IN THE PROSTITUTION CAREER. YOU CAN SET YOUR OWN HOURS. WORK FROM HOME. WEAR SEXY LINGERIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET. TEAM UP WITH A PIMP, AND HAVE EXTRA ADDED SECURITY. LAY ON YOUR BACK, AND MAKE TONS OF MONEY! SO CALL THE "PROSTITUTE CAREER CENTER" TODAY. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR CALL NOW! Call 1-800-PUT-INOUT, AND FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR REWARDING CAREER IN PROSTITUTION TODAY. *no career training, or positions available, in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Dear Dr Luv Twice now I have called a local business called Italian Delight and have ordered the Hot Sausage but always some old guy shows up and hands me a sandwich. Is there some code word I should be using to actually have that Hot Italian Sausage show up at my door? I would try ordering from a fish market, instead of a deli, first of all. And order the largest "Trouser Trout" that they have, delivered. And whats also great, is the "Trouser Trout", comes with its own tarter sauce! Bone Appetite! And thank you for your call. Well thats all the time we have for calls tonite, but our phone lines will be open, early tomorrow morning. And we will again be taking your live calls,so until then, may your relationships not suck, and if they do, bring it to luv2roknrollby! Goodnight! |
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Dear Dr. Luv,
Love the show. You give the best answers. Here's the problem. This very young guy keeps e-mailing me that he wants to handcuff a Cougar. I'm pretty sure there are animal laws agaisnt this practice. So should I notify Animal Cops or Animal Planet? Thanks & keep on rockin. |
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Dear Dr. Luv, Love the show. You give the best answers. Here's the problem. This very young guy keeps e-mailing me that he wants to handcuff a Cougar. I'm pretty sure there are animal laws agaisnt this practice. So should I notify Animal Cops or Animal Planet? Thanks & keep on rockin. I have this problem alot, as well. I feel your pain! But, luckily for you, I have come up with a way, to immdiately stop it! This is an easy one, its all about math. Calculate how many years older than him, that your are. So lets say, for example, hes 20, and your 45. There is a 25 year age difference. Heres what you tell him.... "Im not looking for a hook-up(one nighter) so thats off the table. When im 80, you will be 55. Do you really want to change my Depends, feed me, probably push my wheelchair, shower, and dress me, walk me, comb my hair, and watch me sleep alot, when your 55?!?!". It works everytime!!!! Thank you for your call.................next caller......... |
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Hi there Luv. Long time listener first time caller...I need your opinion....I am wanting to impress de ladies by playing "Let's get it on" with a kazoo in my @ss. Do you think the broads would swoon harder over me in a powder blue rufflie polyesther tux, or should I stick to my thongitard and mini cape? Thankx....I love your show!!!! JMO, but I feel that "Feelings" would be a much better musical selection. And much easier to play, with your @ss! I would definitely go with the thongitard, and the mini cape, and for an extra sexy touch, you could make some balloon animals, and wear them on your head. Very smexy! And next caller.................................................. 
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Dear Dr.Luv I think my Doll is cheating on me!!!! She no longer gets excited when I pump her up and she doesnt respond to my actions like she used too!!!! Is it the foreplay or does she need more patches to excite her? I think she may be having an affair with the Michlin Man!!
 
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Dear Dr.Luv I think my Doll is cheating on me!!!! She no longer gets excited when I pump her up and she doesnt respond to my actions like she used too!!!! Is it the foreplay or does she need more patches to excite her? I think she may be having an affair with the Michlin Man!!  OOOPSIE!!!  
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Dear Dr.Luv I think my Doll is cheating on me!!!! She no longer gets excited when I pump her up and she doesnt respond to my actions like she used too!!!! Is it the foreplay or does she need more patches to excite her? I think she may be having an affair with the Michlin Man!! sorry but this will be our last call, then we go to a church intermission, but we will return on air live, after the church break............... Im sorry to say, but it does sound like your doll is having an affair. The lose of interest, the lose of excitement, ect........... I recommend, you buy an inflatable sheep instead. Barnyard animals, are much more loyal, just ask Mowtown, and sheep are really bahahahahahahahad  in the bedroom, if you get my drift! Good luck Michael, we will not go to church break, and be back on live, at 2 pm today. Thank you. And now a word from our sponsers.... |
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Edited by
Troublebug
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 09/25/11 10:05 AM
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 Ohhhhhhhh, I got bugs on me,  I got bugs on me, might not be bugs, on some of you mugs, but I got bugs on me! POOR DOGGIE! DOES YOUR DOG HAVE ANNOYING FLEAS, OR TICKS? INTRODUCING NEW "FLEA, TICK, AND HAIR, REMOVAL SHAMPOO!!". RIDS YOUR DOG OF NASTY FLEAS, AND TICKS, WHILE ALSO RIDDING YOUR DOG OF ALL SHEDDING. AVALIABLE IN STORES NOW! GET IT TODAY!!  Aint no more bugs on me, aint no more bugs on me might still be bugs, on some of you mugs, but, aint no more bugs on me!:banana  AND MAKE YOUR DOG HAPPY! *not avaliable in Bum Phuck Egypt* |
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Edited by
SilentlyScreaming
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Sun 09/25/11 10:08 AM
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 Dieting got you down? Well with this amazing product you will never have to diet again! Enjoy the benefits of tapeworms! Lose weight faster than you could ever imagine! Call 1-800-eat-worm *warning* side effects include anal leakage, erectile disfunction, and sudden death. |
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Edited by
Troublebug
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Sun 09/25/11 10:10 AM
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Edited by
Troublebug
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Sun 09/25/11 10:11 AM
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Edited by
Troublebug
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Sun 09/25/11 10:14 AM
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 **** THE NEXT 50 CALLERS***** If you call in the next 2.3 seconds, You can qualify for a special "saddle "pattern, and additional "BONUS" pattern. But act quickly. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!!!! |
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**** THE NEXT 50 CALLERS***** If you call in the next 2.3 seconds, You can qualify for a special "saddle "pattern, and additional "BONUS" pattern. But act quickly. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!!!!  
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hey doc..
I have a friend with a turtle, named after me  I know turtle can live 100 years or more, and I was just wondering....do you think she will take care of the turtle that long, or will she end up dumping it in a bar ditch some day ? |
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I will get back to your question ManOFewwords, however, it will have to be tomorrow.
Today in church, God put it on my heart that he wants a more serious relationship with me, as much as I want a more serious relationship with him, so all of my Sunday, will now be devoted to church, and bible study after church, and prayer, and praise, when I come home on Sunday, from church. Tune in tomorrow. The show will resume, live again, tomorrow. Thank you for listening! |
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