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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
ujGearhead's photo
Sat 12/03/11 08:57 AM

so.....you don't know the answer? ohwell
UG doesn't nO the answer either..


It's for the same reason we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway. Ummmm.....well......unless it's the parkway during rush hour......then you are parking on the parkway......

no photo
Sat 12/03/11 08:59 AM


so.....you don't know the answer? ohwell
UG doesn't nO the answer either..


It's for the same reason we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway. Ummmm.....well......unless it's the parkway during rush hour......then you are parking on the parkway......
oh, I sea....

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:09 PM


so.....you don't know the answer? ohwell
UG doesn't nO the answer either..


It's for the same reason we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway. Ummmm.....well......unless it's the parkway during rush hour......then you are parking on the parkway......
Nicely done.

You want a part time job?

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:20 PM

dear whOever,
why do we say a car burns UP,
but say a house bunrs DOWN ?
when actually they both go up in smoke, right??
LIVE with turtle who didnt like my answer sooooo........................

Ok, ive got this now.

Just had to think on it alittle harder.





I would suggest

1)Opening a window.
2)Getting a portable fan.
3)Installing a ceiling fan.
4)Making sure your air conditioner is working up to par.
5)Check to make sure your house is properly insulated, and your not losing the cool air of the air conditioner.
6)Do it in a nice cool swimming pool.
7)Just have sheets on the bed, no blankets.
8)Do it in the attic. Attics are "typically" the coolest room in the house.
9)Do it in the snow.
10)And breathe, breathe, breathe.



Any of these,

or maybe ALL of these things,

I would suggest to solve the problem that you are having,

of "burning up, when you "go down".

It is actually quite common however, depending on the amount of time you spend "going down".

Perhaps you should shorten that a little.

I hope this is of help to you, and good luck.



And taking your calls LIVE and online.............................


machug's photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:21 PM
Dear Luvs,
Hey there! Big fan of yours.
Here's my question... I don't live very far from this nutty,fun, rocknroller...so I am thinking it would be a blast to contact her and see if we could meet for lunch or a drink the week after Christmas. I am off that week and it seems like a good chance. What do you think?

Thanks,
Machug

no photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:27 PM


dear whOever,
why do we say a car burns UP,
but say a house bunrs DOWN ?
when actually they both go up in smoke, right??
LIVE with turtle who didnt like my answer sooooo........................

Ok, ive got this now.

Just had to think on it alittle harder.





I would suggest

1)Opening a window.
2)Getting a portable fan.
3)Installing a ceiling fan.
4)Making sure your air conditioner is working up to par.
5)Check to make sure your house is properly insulated, and your not losing the cool air of the air conditioner.
6)Do it in a nice cool swimming pool.
7)Just have sheets on the bed, no blankets.
8)Do it in the attic. Attics are "typically" the coolest room in the house.
9)Do it in the snow.
10)And breathe, breathe, breathe.



Any of these,

or maybe ALL of these things,

I would suggest to solve the problem that you are having,

of "burning up, when you "go down".

It is actually quite common however, depending on the amount of time you spend "going down".

Perhaps you should shorten that a little.

I hope this is of help to you, and good luck.



And taking your calls LIVE and online.............................




Sorry to butt in here Machug...Just wanted to say, I don't know if Luv's answer to ManO helped him, but I am having a "multiple" orgasm...Thank you Kitten....:angel:

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:29 PM



dear whOever,
why do we say a car burns UP,
but say a house bunrs DOWN ?
when actually they both go up in smoke, right??
LIVE with turtle who didnt like my answer sooooo........................

Ok, ive got this now.

Just had to think on it alittle harder.





I would suggest

1)Opening a window.
2)Getting a portable fan.
3)Installing a ceiling fan.
4)Making sure your air conditioner is working up to par.
5)Check to make sure your house is properly insulated, and your not losing the cool air of the air conditioner.
6)Do it in a nice cool swimming pool.
7)Just have sheets on the bed, no blankets.
8)Do it in the attic. Attics are "typically" the coolest room in the house.
9)Do it in the snow.
10)And breathe, breathe, breathe.



Any of these,

or maybe ALL of these things,

I would suggest to solve the problem that you are having,

of "burning up, when you "go down".

It is actually quite common however, depending on the amount of time you spend "going down".

Perhaps you should shorten that a little.

I hope this is of help to you, and good luck.



And taking your calls LIVE and online.............................




Sorry to butt in here Machug...Just wanted to say, I don't know if Luv's answer to ManO helped him, but I am having a "multiple" orgasm...Thank you Kitten....:angel:
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

machug's photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:29 PM



dear whOever,
why do we say a car burns UP,
but say a house bunrs DOWN ?
when actually they both go up in smoke, right??
LIVE with turtle who didnt like my answer sooooo........................

Ok, ive got this now.

Just had to think on it alittle harder.





I would suggest

1)Opening a window.
2)Getting a portable fan.
3)Installing a ceiling fan.
4)Making sure your air conditioner is working up to par.
5)Check to make sure your house is properly insulated, and your not losing the cool air of the air conditioner.
6)Do it in a nice cool swimming pool.
7)Just have sheets on the bed, no blankets.
8)Do it in the attic. Attics are "typically" the coolest room in the house. 9)Do it in the snow.
10)And breathe, breathe, breathe.



Any of these,

or maybe ALL of these things,

I would suggest to solve the problem that you are having,

of "burning up, when you "go down".

It is actually quite common however, depending on the amount of time you spend "going down".

Perhaps you should shorten that a little.

I hope this is of help to you, and good luck.



And taking your calls LIVE and online.............................




Sorry to butt in here Machug...Just wanted to say, I don't know if Luv's answer to ManO helped him, but I am having a "multiple" orgasm...Thank you Kitten....:angel:


LOL...me too.

no photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:29 PM


dear whOever,
why do we say a car burns UP,
but say a house bunrs DOWN ?
when actually they both go up in smoke, right??
LIVE with turtle who didnt like my answer sooooo........................

Ok, ive got this now.

Just had to think on it alittle harder.





I would suggest

1)Opening a window.
2)Getting a portable fan.
3)Installing a ceiling fan.
4)Making sure your air conditioner is working up to par.
5)Check to make sure your house is properly insulated, and your not losing the cool air of the air conditioner.
6)Do it in a nice cool swimming pool.
7)Just have sheets on the bed, no blankets.
8)Do it in the attic. Attics are "typically" the coolest room in the house.
9)Do it in the snow.
10)And breathe, breathe, breathe.



Any of these,

or maybe ALL of these things,

I would suggest to solve the problem that you are having,

of "burning up, when you "go down".

It is actually quite common however, depending on the amount of time you spend "going down".

Perhaps you should shorten that a little.

I hope this is of help to you, and good luck.



And taking your calls LIVE and online.............................


huh spock noway

no photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:30 PM



dear whOever,
why do we say a car burns UP,
but say a house bunrs DOWN ?
when actually they both go up in smoke, right??
LIVE with turtle who didnt like my answer sooooo........................

Ok, ive got this now.

Just had to think on it alittle harder.





I would suggest

1)Opening a window.
2)Getting a portable fan.
3)Installing a ceiling fan.
4)Making sure your air conditioner is working up to par.
5)Check to make sure your house is properly insulated, and your not losing the cool air of the air conditioner.
6)Do it in a nice cool swimming pool.
7)Just have sheets on the bed, no blankets.
8)Do it in the attic. Attics are "typically" the coolest room in the house.
9)Do it in the snow.
10)And breathe, breathe, breathe.



Any of these,

or maybe ALL of these things,

I would suggest to solve the problem that you are having,

of "burning up, when you "go down".

It is actually quite common however, depending on the amount of time you spend "going down".

Perhaps you should shorten that a little.

I hope this is of help to you, and good luck.



And taking your calls LIVE and online.............................




Sorry to butt in here Machug...Just wanted to say, I don't know if Luv's answer to ManO helped him, but I am having a "multiple" orgasm...Thank you Kitten....:angel:
slaphead

no photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:33 PM




dear whOever,
why do we say a car burns UP,
but say a house bunrs DOWN ?
when actually they both go up in smoke, right??
LIVE with turtle who didnt like my answer sooooo........................

Ok, ive got this now.

Just had to think on it alittle harder.





I would suggest

1)Opening a window.
2)Getting a portable fan.
3)Installing a ceiling fan.
4)Making sure your air conditioner is working up to par.
5)Check to make sure your house is properly insulated, and your not losing the cool air of the air conditioner.
6)Do it in a nice cool swimming pool.
7)Just have sheets on the bed, no blankets.
8)Do it in the attic. Attics are "typically" the coolest room in the house.
9)Do it in the snow.
10)And breathe, breathe, breathe.



Any of these,

or maybe ALL of these things,

I would suggest to solve the problem that you are having,

of "burning up, when you "go down".

It is actually quite common however, depending on the amount of time you spend "going down".

Perhaps you should shorten that a little.

I hope this is of help to you, and good luck.



And taking your calls LIVE and online.............................




Sorry to butt in here Machug...Just wanted to say, I don't know if Luv's answer to ManO helped him, but I am having a "multiple" orgasm...Thank you Kitten....:angel:
slaphead


Don't hurt yourself Jerry, it's what we do when they men aren't buying....bigsmile You sexy thang!!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

no photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:37 PM





Don't hurt yourself Jerry, it's what we do when they men aren't buying....bigsmile You sexy thang!!

:banana: :banana: :banana:
I got nuttin, absolutely nuttin ohwell

no photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:38 PM






Don't hurt yourself Jerry, it's what we do when they men aren't buying....bigsmile You sexy thang!!

:banana: :banana: :banana:
I got nuttin, absolutely nuttin ohwell


Damn, that was almost toO easy....rofl

no photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:41 PM







Don't hurt yourself Jerry, it's what we do when they men aren't buying....bigsmile You sexy thang!!

:banana: :banana: :banana:
I got nuttin, absolutely nuttin ohwell


Damn, that was almost toO easy....rofl
embarassed

luv2roknroll's photo
Sat 12/03/11 01:46 PM

Dear Luvs,
Hey there! Big fan of yours.
Here's my question... I don't live very far from this nutty,fun, rocknroller...so I am thinking it would be a blast to contact her and see if we could meet for lunch or a drink the week after Christmas. I am off that week and it seems like a good chance. What do you think?

Thanks,
Machug
Online LIVE with Machug...thank you so much........................

It sounds like a wonderful idea,

EXCEPT..........

Im not sure what YOUR criminal background is, but if this crazy rocknroller, you are talking about, is who I think,

chances are very likely, that you will be going to jail,if you go out ANYWHERE with her!

SO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE BAIL MONEY!






She has been 86'd from EVERY bar in South Lake Tahoe, and several others, for various things, like

Barfightssurprised

Dancing on the bar (for $50.00):banana:

Throwing a drink at someone spock (its possible)

Kicking the jukebox rant (bad song)

Stealing tips that were left on the bar, for the bartender blushing ( I ran out of money)

Inducing a riot scared (nevermind)

Streaking bigsmile

Grabbing the private parts of others (without permission)surprised

Grabbing the private parts of others (with permission)surprised

Howling out the door at men with long hair.drool

Drunk in public oops

Ect, ect.................



So you may want to make sure that you dont have any outstanding wants, or warrants, presently,

and chances are pretty good, you will be going to jail even if you dont.





Thank you for the call Mach, and good luck with that.......................







machug's photo
Sat 12/03/11 03:34 PM


Dear Luvs,
Hey there! Big fan of yours.
Here's my question... I don't live very far from this nutty,fun, rocknroller...so I am thinking it would be a blast to contact her and see if we could meet for lunch or a drink the week after Christmas. I am off that week and it seems like a good chance. What do you think?

Thanks,
Machug
Online LIVE with Machug...thank you so much........................

It sounds like a wonderful idea,

EXCEPT..........

Im not sure what YOUR criminal background is, but if this crazy rocknroller, you are talking about, is who I think,

chances are very likely, that you will be going to jail,if you go out ANYWHERE with her!

SO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE BAIL MONEY!






She has been 86'd from EVERY bar in South Lake Tahoe, and several others, for various things, like

Barfightssurprised

Dancing on the bar (for $50.00):banana:

Throwing a drink at someone spock (its possible)

Kicking the jukebox rant (bad song)

Stealing tips that were left on the bar, for the bartender blushing ( I ran out of money)

Inducing a riot scared (nevermind)

Streaking bigsmile

Grabbing the private parts of others (without permission)surprised

Grabbing the private parts of others (with permission)surprised

Howling out the door at men with long hair.drool

Drunk in public oops

Ect, ect.................



So you may want to make sure that you dont have any outstanding wants, or warrants, presently,

and chances are pretty good, you will be going to jail even if you dont.





Thank you for the call Mach, and good luck with that.......................










biggrin Sounds fun!!

ujGearhead's photo
Sat 12/03/11 09:18 PM



so.....you don't know the answer? ohwell
UG doesn't nO the answer either..


It's for the same reason we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway. Ummmm.....well......unless it's the parkway during rush hour......then you are parking on the parkway......
Nicely done.

You want a part time job?


Does it pay better than the job you gave me rolling pennies and giving refunds?

luv2roknroll's photo
Sun 12/04/11 12:29 AM




so.....you don't know the answer? ohwell
UG doesn't nO the answer either..


It's for the same reason we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway. Ummmm.....well......unless it's the parkway during rush hour......then you are parking on the parkway......
Nicely done.

You want a part time job?


Does it pay better than the job you gave me rolling pennies and giving refunds?
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

ujGearhead's photo
Sun 12/04/11 12:46 AM





so.....you don't know the answer? ohwell
UG doesn't nO the answer either..


It's for the same reason we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway. Ummmm.....well......unless it's the parkway during rush hour......then you are parking on the parkway......
Nicely done.

You want a part time job?


Does it pay better than the job you gave me rolling pennies and giving refunds?
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


I'll take that as a big, fat NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! In that case, I'm not interested. .1% of all those pennies don't go to far.....

luv2roknroll's photo
Sun 12/04/11 01:00 AM






so.....you don't know the answer? ohwell
UG doesn't nO the answer either..


It's for the same reason we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway. Ummmm.....well......unless it's the parkway during rush hour......then you are parking on the parkway......
Nicely done.

You want a part time job?


Does it pay better than the job you gave me rolling pennies and giving refunds?
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


I'll take that as a big, fat NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! In that case, I'm not interested. .1% of all those pennies don't go to far.....
Wanna come over and do some "manual labor" out in the yard, with your shirt off?

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