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Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY!
machug's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:03 AM


The Dr. is really "in".

Dear Dr. Luv,

I joined this site to make new friends and I have made so many fabulous friends. (There's one named Kitten, just the sweetest, craziest... Oh but I digress.)
I recently chatted with a guy that made my pulse race. The problem is, he's younger (well chit..who isn't??) and I am rather shy. (NO snorting laughter please). What would be the best way to let him know???

Thanks...YOU ROCK!!!

Machug
Online with Mach...........thanks for your call...........

Ok,

this ones easy,

cause I know people.

You go down 5th street, till you come to Rad Lane, take a left on Rad lane, and go down all the way to the end to 12th street (thats a short cut I know) hehe, no go right on 12th, and its 1564 12th street.

Go to the back of the house, and you'll see a shed,

knock on the door, his name is Louie.

Tell him that I sent you,

give him the picture of your new man (well boy),

and he should have that fake I.D. that says hes 18 in about 15 minutes,

and its gonna cost you $250.00.








And next caller LIVE..........................................


Nah, Louie got arrested 3 days ago. And what the heck do I want with an 18 year old? What else ya got??

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:04 AM

i wanna kdinap n kill someone how do i go bout that?
Online with Johnny.......................thanks for the call...


You do realize,

I either have to call the police,

or kill you now?

Right?

So whats it gonna be?

*Dr Luv thinking* 'KILL, KILL, Pllllllllllease say kill, COME ON, SAY IT, KILL, KILL, KILL, I really want to kill this week, come on kill, kill, kill....."




And next caller......................................................

machug's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:06 AM


i wanna kdinap n kill someone how do i go bout that?
Online with Johnny.......................thanks for the call...


You do realize,

I either have to call the police,

or kill you now?

Right?

So whats it gonna be?

*Dr Luv thinking* 'KILL, KILL, Pllllllllllease say kill, COME ON, SAY IT, KILL, KILL, KILL, I really want to kill this week, come on kill, kill, kill....."




And next caller......................................................


Doc...get a grip!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:09 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 11/21/11 04:10 AM

i wanna kdinap n kill someone how do i go bout that?

I don't know about the kidnapping but I can help with the killin part pitchfork
Online with Turtle,...............thanks for the call...


You do realize,

I either have to call the police,

or kill you now?

Right?

So whats it gonna be?

*Dr Luv thinking* 'KILL, KILL, Pllllllllllease say kill, COME ON, SAY IT, KILL, KILL, KILL, I really want to kill this week, come on kill, kill, kill....."




And next caller......................................................

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:12 AM



Doc...get a grip!!
KILL, KILL, MAME, MUTILATE, DISMEMBER, KILL, KILL, KILL, HACK TO BITS, BEHEAD, RUN OVER, KILL, KILL, KILL..........................

machug's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:25 AM




Doc...get a grip!!
KILL, KILL, MAME, MUTILATE, DISMEMBER, KILL, KILL, KILL, HACK TO BITS, BEHEAD, RUN OVER, KILL, KILL, KILL..........................


Sorry UJ but I am gonna have to slap her. She's hysterical, you know.

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:28 AM





Doc...get a grip!!
KILL, KILL, MAME, MUTILATE, DISMEMBER, KILL, KILL, KILL, HACK TO BITS, BEHEAD, RUN OVER, KILL, KILL, KILL..........................


Sorry UJ but I am gonna have to slap her. She's hysterical, you know.
STRANGLE, SHOOT, CHOP UP, KILL, KILL, KILL, DROWN, STAB, HANG, KILL, KILL, KILL, (its been a bad couple of days) KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL...................................................

machug's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:31 AM
OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!!

HELP!!!

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:33 AM

OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!!

HELP!!!
UJ????????

HES THE CAUSE OF THIS!!!

KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL.............................

machug's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:35 AM


OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!!

HELP!!!
UJ????????

HES THE CAUSE OF THIS!!!

KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL.............................



OH! Did I say UJ? I meant BJ.....

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:39 AM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Mon 11/21/11 04:39 AM



OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!!

HELP!!!
UJ????????

HES THE CAUSE OF THIS!!!

KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL.............................



OH! Did I say UJ? I meant BJ.....
You want a blow job???

NOW??

IM KINDA BUSY TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO KILL, UNLESS YOU WANT TO VOLUNTEER,

yeahhhhhhhhh, cmere Mach, let me straighten your collar boneoops I mean collar, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill..................

machug's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:43 AM
rofl rofl rofl rofl

I personally don't want a blow job.
And, uh, thanks but my collar is fine...

(spreading garlic around, finding that silver bullit, wooden stake...)


luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:45 AM

rofl rofl rofl rofl

I personally don't want a blow job.
And, uh, thanks but my collar is fine...

(spreading garlic around, finding that silver bullit, wooden stake...)


YOUR COLLAR IS NOT FINE, CMERE MACH!!!!!

machug's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:51 AM
HEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Boone, someone, anyone!!

She's gone mad, mad I say.

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 04:53 AM
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha, kill, kill, kill, kill,. kill, kill...............................................

irisheyes79's photo
Mon 11/21/11 07:05 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmm

machug's photo
Mon 11/21/11 10:16 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmm


THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl

irisheyes79's photo
Mon 11/21/11 10:17 AM


hmmmmmmmmmmm


THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl
allll lies i sit here n mind my own business n look cute all day

luv2roknroll's photo
Mon 11/21/11 11:14 AM


hmmmmmmmmmmm


THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl
Johnny has nothing to do with my awful mood the last few days, at all.flowerforyou

Now,

who wants to die first?pitchfork

machug's photo
Mon 11/21/11 11:55 AM



hmmmmmmmmmmm


THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl
Johnny has nothing to do with my awful mood the last few days, at all.flowerforyou

Now,

who wants to die first?pitchfork


Not me...I barely escaped this morning!!! :laughing:

Maybe you just need a hug, Kitten. **Hugs**

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