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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! | |
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The Dr. is really "in". Dear Dr. Luv, I joined this site to make new friends and I have made so many fabulous friends. (There's one named Kitten, just the sweetest, craziest... Oh but I digress.) I recently chatted with a guy that made my pulse race. The problem is, he's younger (well chit..who isn't??) and I am rather shy. (NO snorting laughter please). What would be the best way to let him know??? Thanks...YOU ROCK!!! Machug Ok, this ones easy, cause I know people. You go down 5th street, till you come to Rad Lane, take a left on Rad lane, and go down all the way to the end to 12th street (thats a short cut I know) hehe, no go right on 12th, and its 1564 12th street. Go to the back of the house, and you'll see a shed, knock on the door, his name is Louie. Tell him that I sent you, give him the picture of your new man (well boy), and he should have that fake I.D. that says hes 18 in about 15 minutes, and its gonna cost you $250.00. And next caller LIVE.......................................... Nah, Louie got arrested 3 days ago. And what the heck do I want with an 18 year old? What else ya got?? |
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i wanna kdinap n kill someone how do i go bout that? You do realize, I either have to call the police, or kill you now? Right? So whats it gonna be? *Dr Luv thinking* 'KILL, KILL, Pllllllllllease say kill, COME ON, SAY IT, KILL, KILL, KILL, I really want to kill this week, come on kill, kill, kill....." And next caller...................................................... |
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i wanna kdinap n kill someone how do i go bout that? You do realize, I either have to call the police, or kill you now? Right? So whats it gonna be? *Dr Luv thinking* 'KILL, KILL, Pllllllllllease say kill, COME ON, SAY IT, KILL, KILL, KILL, I really want to kill this week, come on kill, kill, kill....." And next caller...................................................... Doc...get a grip!! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 11/21/11 04:10 AM
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i wanna kdinap n kill someone how do i go bout that?
I don't know about the kidnapping but I can help with the killin part Online with Turtle,...............thanks for the call...
You do realize, I either have to call the police, or kill you now? Right? So whats it gonna be? *Dr Luv thinking* 'KILL, KILL, Pllllllllllease say kill, COME ON, SAY IT, KILL, KILL, KILL, I really want to kill this week, come on kill, kill, kill....." And next caller...................................................... |
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Doc...get a grip!! |
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Doc...get a grip!! Sorry UJ but I am gonna have to slap her. She's hysterical, you know. |
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Doc...get a grip!! Sorry UJ but I am gonna have to slap her. She's hysterical, you know. |
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OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can)
UJ, control your lady!!! HELP!!! |
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OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can) UJ, control your lady!!! HELP!!! HES THE CAUSE OF THIS!!! KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL............................. |
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OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can) UJ, control your lady!!! HELP!!! HES THE CAUSE OF THIS!!! KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL............................. OH! Did I say UJ? I meant BJ..... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 11/21/11 04:39 AM
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OK, she's scaring the chit outta me. (running as fast as I can) UJ, control your lady!!! HELP!!! HES THE CAUSE OF THIS!!! KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL............................. OH! Did I say UJ? I meant BJ..... NOW?? IM KINDA BUSY TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE TO KILL, UNLESS YOU WANT TO VOLUNTEER, yeahhhhhhhhh, cmere Mach, let me straighten your collar bone  I mean collar, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill..................
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I personally don't want a blow job. And, uh, thanks but my collar is fine... (spreading garlic around, finding that silver bullit, wooden stake...) |
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I personally don't want a blow job. And, uh, thanks but my collar is fine... (spreading garlic around, finding that silver bullit, wooden stake...) |
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HEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Boone, someone, anyone!! She's gone mad, mad I say. |
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Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha, kill, kill, kill, kill,. kill, kill...............................................
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hmmmmmmmmmmm
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hmmmmmmmmmmm THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
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hmmmmmmmmmmm THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
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hmmmmmmmmmmm THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
Now, who wants to die first?
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hmmmmmmmmmmm THAT's all you have to say?? YOU started all this Johnny Boy!!!
Now, who wants to die first?
Not me...I barely escaped this morning!!! 
Maybe you just need a hug, Kitten. **Hugs** |
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