K, so one time you were sleeping and I was looking through your window eating popcorn like I do every weekend at 4am and you started sleep talking and I THOUGHT you said "Touch my nipple..." sooooooo....
Don't ask questions.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm, I guess that means you owe me some money!

but....you asked me to?...well...you asked someone to...

I saw that. Why'd you take out homeboy?

Cause I was afraid you might take it as a racial slur.

Its happened to me before on here.

I call alot of people homeboy and homegirl, depending on the conversation.

I was shocked, he was Hispanic, but he thought I was saying he was ghetto because he wasent white.

He didnt know who the hell he was talking to. I was the only white girl on my school bus, the only white girl, in 4 out of 6 of my classes, the only white girl in my church, and the only white girl in my neighborhood, (yeah, I grew up in the hood, yo) so ya damn well KNOW, that I dont have, a prejudice bone, in my body.

Im not saying I thought YOU would take it that way, I think more of you then that, but I learn from experiences, and was trying to cover my azz, just in case.

Ahhh, it's all good 'n the hood, yo. No worries.

Im really glad I grew up in a melting pot of people,

I know alot about alot of different cultures, and different languages,

and I think thats really cool to have experienced it.

I would LOVE to go back to the city, I miss it!

True. I was raised in both "the hood" and the more suburban areas so I can relate to mostly anyone. It definitely gives you a different outlook on things.

The city being a specific place or city life in general?

THere is very little culture where I live now.

I was in the minority, and I liked it, because I personally find it more interesting, and enjoyable to experience all kinds of people.

Now im in the majority, and I dont care for that as much.

The city, generally speaking, is a blend of different, races, cultures, religions, ect...and I would rather experience those differences then the same thing every day.

True story. I know exactly what you mean.

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Dear luvtorockandrollerby;

Last night I dreamed I was abducted by aliens.

When I woke up it seemed that I had grown a rather large "tentacle".

What should I do?

Online with Mowtown....................

Who has a large tentacle and doesnt know what to do with it.

Ok,

lets start from the beginning dear.

There were these birds,

right,

and there were these bees,

Ok..........................................................................................................................................

I love this thread I think I peed my pants a little from laughing so hard it happens

I'm waiting to hear what happened with the bees and the birds. Did a bee sting the bird? Is that what really causes them to smack into windows and the glass cleaner companies are trying to fool us?

Awwwwwwwe,

I didnt think anyone even read this thread really.

I guess ill start making my funny commercials again then,

just for you Christine!

Hey....What's up with this !!!!!are ya ignoring us guy's doc???????

The Dr. is really "in".

Dear Dr. Luv,

I joined this site to make new friends and I have made so many fabulous friends. (There's one named Kitten, just the sweetest, craziest... Oh but I digress.)
I recently chatted with a guy that made my pulse race. The problem is, he's younger (well chit..who isn't??) and I am rather shy. (NO snorting laughter please). What would be the best way to let him know???

Thanks...YOU ROCK!!!

Machug

i wanna kdinap n kill someone how do i go bout that?

I don't know about the kidnapping but I can help with the killin part

Online with Mach...........thanks for your call...........

Ok,

this ones easy,

cause I know people.

You go down 5th street, till you come to Rad Lane, take a left on Rad lane, and go down all the way to the end to 12th street (thats a short cut I know) hehe, no go right on 12th, and its 1564 12th street.

Go to the back of the house, and you'll see a shed,

knock on the door, his name is Louie.

Tell him that I sent you,

give him the picture of your new man (well boy),

and he should have that fake I.D. that says hes 18 in about 15 minutes,

and its gonna cost you $250.00.








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