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| Topic: DEAR LUV2ROKNROLLBY! | |
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is that who you use??
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Dear luvtorockanrollerby;
The newspaper said I should put my turkey into a 350 degree oven for three and a half hours, but he don't want to go in there. Right now he is running around the back yard chasing my dog. What should I do? |
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SHOOT HIM
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yo docette, I've been trying to finish reading a book today. but everytime I read a couple of pages I go to  . what can I do to stay awake when I'm reading????????? Grab your phone and call 702-999-2343 Ask for Bernie, and tell him you would like a gram. Pick it up. Then snort it! Thank you for your call...................and next caller please... Hey Doc...remember...I told you that Bernie got busted. |
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yo docette, I've been trying to finish reading a book today. but everytime I read a couple of pages I go to . what can I do to stay awake when I'm reading????????? Grab your phone and call 702-999-2343 Ask for Bernie, and tell him you would like a gram. Pick it up. Then snort it! Thank you for your call...................and next caller please... Hey Doc...remember...I told you that Bernie got busted. ICE in the armpits, will keep you awake. |
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yo docette, I've been trying to finish reading a book today. but everytime I read a couple of pages I go to . what can I do to stay awake when I'm reading????????? Grab your phone and call 702-999-2343 Ask for Bernie, and tell him you would like a gram. Pick it up. Then snort it! Thank you for your call...................and next caller please... Hey Doc...remember...I told you that Bernie got busted. 
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is that who you use?? |
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yo docette, I've been trying to finish reading a book today. but everytime I read a couple of pages I go to . what can I do to stay awake when I'm reading????????? Grab your phone and call 702-999-2343 Ask for Bernie, and tell him you would like a gram. Pick it up. Then snort it! Thank you for your call...................and next caller please... Hey Doc...remember...I told you that Bernie got busted. ICE in the armpits, will keep you awake. 
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Dear luvtorockanrollerby; The newspaper said I should put my turkey into a 350 degree oven for three and a half hours, but he don't want to go in there. Right now he is running around the back yard chasing my dog. What should I do? I may be wrong here, (although I highly doubt it), but I do believe the turkey is suppose to be dead, before you try to put him in the oven. But since yours is still alive, take a pocket watch, have the turkey look at it, until he gets very sleepy. Tell the turkey, he WANTS to go into the oven, its nice and warm in there. And he should walk right in. Your on your own for the stuffing part! Good luck! and next caller please......................................... |
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yo docette, I've been trying to finish reading a book today. but everytime I read a couple of pages I go to . what can I do to stay awake when I'm reading????????? Grab your phone and call 702-999-2343 Ask for Bernie, and tell him you would like a gram. Pick it up. Then snort it! Thank you for your call...................and next caller please... Hey Doc...remember...I told you that Bernie got busted. change of plans Turtle... call 904 786-9087 and ask for *****. Thank you and happy holidays! Onlive LIVE and taking your calls....................................... |
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yo docette, I've been trying to finish reading a book today. but everytime I read a couple of pages I go to . what can I do to stay awake when I'm reading????????? Grab your phone and call 702-999-2343 Ask for Bernie, and tell him you would like a gram. Pick it up. Then snort it! Thank you for your call...................and next caller please... Hey Doc...remember...I told you that Bernie got busted. ICE in the armpits, will keep you awake. Nice idea. But may I recommend ice on the genitals instead! If that doesnt wake you up... your probably dead! and next caller LIVE and online............Ohhhhhhh dinner time..... |
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Dear luvtorockanrollerby;
The dog and the turkey are now in the dog house. I hear a lot of laughing and giggling and a case of beer is missing from my back porch. What should I do? |
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Dear luvtorockanrollerby; The dog and the turkey are now in the dog house. I hear a lot of laughing and giggling and a case of beer is missing from my back porch. What should I do? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, basically, your screwed! Happy Thanksgiving! And taking your calls live..................................... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 11/24/11 01:37 PM
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Edited by
krupa
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Fri 11/25/11 09:33 AM
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Dear Luv....
Like many other days off, I find myself horny and surfing the net for midget porn. I tend to masturbate...alot whenever I got a few spare minutes. The problem is that I spend my work week slinging 50 pound bottles and on an average day, move about 24,000 pounds of weight by hand. I am afraid that by the time I have finished this four day weekend that I may accidentally yank my penis clean off of my body. I need some sound advice on how to reattatch it at home. I have a very realistic fear of having to put it into a ziploc baggie and having to show up at the emergency room. Something like that would be internet head lines and I don't want pictures of me crying and holding my pecker in a ziploc. Please, I could use some practical advice. Thanks Luv |
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Dear luvtorockanrollerby; The dog and the turkey are now in the dog house. I hear a lot of laughing and giggling and a case of beer is missing from my back porch. What should I do? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, basically, your screwed! Happy Thanksgiving! And taking your calls live..................................... Actually either the dog or turkey is screwed by the sounds of it. |
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Dear luvtorockanrollerby; The dog and the turkey are now in the dog house. I hear a lot of laughing and giggling and a case of beer is missing from my back porch. What should I do? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, basically, your screwed! Happy Thanksgiving! And taking your calls live..................................... Actually either the dog or turkey is screwed by the sounds of it. My guess would be both! |
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Dear Luv.... Like many other days off, I find myself horny and surfing the net for midget porn. I tend to masturbate...alot whenever I got a few spare minutes. The problem is that I spend my work week slinging 50 pound bottles and on an average day, move about 24,000 pounds of weight by hand. I am afraid that by the time I have finished this four day weekend that I may accidentally yank my penis clean off of my body. I need some sound advice on how to reattatch it at home. I have a very realistic fear of having to put it into a ziploc baggie and having to show up at the emergency room. Something like that would be internet head lines and I don't want pictures of me crying and holding my pecker in a ziploc. Please, I could use some practical advice. Thanks Luv I would suggest you get a zipper on your penis, like this girl has on her tongue.  That way if you do happen to, tear it "clean off your body", you can just zip it back on! Thank you for your call Krupa And taking your calls LIVE.............................................. |
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