Live with Jade, welcome to the show....................

Logically,

I would say no way! But that would make me a hypocrite, because I am considering moving all the way across the country, to live with a man, that ive known online for 3 years, and will be meeting soon, for 2 weeks, for the first time.

So I would say do what im gonna do.

Tell Ash you would like to spend at least 2 weeks with him, get to know him, and wth, if you dig him, go for it!

But if he turns out to be creepy,



If your driving:

Drive kinda far from your house, pull into an AM/PM and ask him to go inside and buy you some gum or something.

Then while hes in the store take off, and hopefully he wont remember how to get back to your house.





If hes driving:

Ask to meet him at a restaurant, far away from your house, when he first arrives in your town. Mention that you are really hungry, and would it be o.k. if the two of you ate there.

Sometime during your meal,

excuse yourself to the bathroom,

and call a cab,

and get the hayyyyyyyyyyall out of there!





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Dear luvtorockenrollerby;

Does the cornholer work with limp noodles?

Or do you need some sort of attachment?

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I cant even do this Mowtown.......its too damn funny!!!!!!

(Ok, ill try this again. )

online LIVE with Mowtown......thanks for your call..........

I cannot give you any advice about limp noodles,

because whenever I touch them they instantly become hard.

And yes, I believe you could use the Cornholer on a hard noodle,

but the blood curdling screams would be unbearable.



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Dear Luv to Roknroll, my pinky ducky keeps staring at my jar of vaseline, does this mean that its horny?? I mean the pink ducky not the jar of vaseline, I am seriously thinking my pink ducky needs to get laid.

Live with Christine............................

Ok, first and for most.

(omg do I really want to ask this?)

WTH is your "pinky ducky?".

My pink ducky is my little stuffed toyed ducky, but I think I solved the problem, you see my pink ducky is a female ducky, and I have a little stuffed toyed male frog, so I got them together and they both did the wild thing, so now there will be frog duckies, or duckie frogs.

That would explain this critter........

Live with Christina..........................

and it sounds like,

you will be having,

lots of baby "Fruckies" running around soon.

Congratulations!





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