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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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" I WORK IN THE INDUSTRY OF M8SIC WHILE I AM GOING TO COLLEGE. "
Those personalized plates are hard. |
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" I LOVE ALL KINDS OF MUSIC, BECAUSE THEY EACH TOUCH YOU IN A DIFFERENT WAY"
That brings back childhood memories that I had, until now, managed to suppress. |
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"I am a cring"
Did you guys ever finalize that treaty with the Romulans? |
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"Me? "
I can only assume. |
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"lkife is nbot easy to find a success work hard is mnust"
And you should not let your parakeet type your profile. |
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"I'm a single parent, I have a kid"
That's usually how it works. |
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"My hair is much longer now than in the pictures.. those are from my last photo shoot six months ago ;)"
From a profile without a picture. |
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"I'm well educated with girl-next-door looks."
What if I live next door to Madeline Albright? |
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"I love sports & need to keep my head underwater everyday for an hour to keep my cool."
How can you even still be alive? |
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"The posting system is a baseball player transfer system that operates between Japan's Nippon Professional Baseball (NPB) and the United States' Major League Baseball (MLB)."
That's good to know, but I don't see what it has to do with anything. |
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"who loves kids"
Michael Jackson, allegedly.... |
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"hhhhtfdhrjur, India"
Do you guys have a Tourism Bureau? |
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"i miss my friends so can you help me?"
You need to be a little more vague. |
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"i,em blond hot sexi gr... from skendinaweya ...fackkkkkkkk l en i dont know wat to seey morrrrrrrrrkiss, so styoupet to dou oll dat sine , fack ,hello tou ewri... good en hot men , from me d gr... n,"
Does anyone know how to get in touch with Superman? |
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"Interesting, Intersting, very interestingFunny, Yes, that should do it.lllllllllnnnknknknknknknknknmllmlmlmlmlmlmlmlm."
I kept telling them that Cyanide Pop-Tarts was a bad idea. |
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"I want a man who want a long term relationship. and someone who going to be goodto me and my daughter. a man who wil love me someday."
How soon is 'someday' from your perspective? |
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"I love to travel and also cook and cuddle in dark evenings with a romantic candle."
I'm not here to judge. |
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"I am very sensitive loving and undarstadbale person."
Oh look, a train wreck.... |
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"i will want to know what kind a person is in hios hurt nos."
How did he hurt his nose? |
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"I like to shoot shotguns and handguns, I particapate in charity shoots for fun."
Think you can wing that homeless guy from here? |
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