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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"I know one thing I can be your best lover you ever had or I can be your worst nightmare"
It always seems to progress exactly that way, too. |
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"One day at a time-this is enough."
That's pretty much how time works, whether you like it or not. |
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"want see a good man. I'm teacher."
That explains a lot. |
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"I hope very happy new house so I must try for my famary."
Did you bang your head on the coffee table? |
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"My mother is the most lovely people in the world."
How many people is she? |
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"This is the most viable way to meet people with similar interests."
OK, so it's officially impossible. |
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"::TODAY STATUS:: See you tomorrow"
Sort of a contradiction in terms.... |
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"I like to participate in bike and running hashes"
Must be some new drug slang. |
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"I am Thailand"
I am Belgium, get off of my continent. |
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"You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind."
Well, obviously. Just read this thread. Now stop trying to change the subject and say something about yourself. |
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"i fell longly."
It's "Make Up New Adverbs Day" at the ballpark. |
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"Looking for panpal"
Try the cookware aisle. |
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"I am Sensual Transvestite"
I remember when you fought Spider-Man. |
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"I like to take walks in grassy fields or wooded forests and put my hands in flowing streams. "
....is that were you hide the bodies and wash your hands? |
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I love to do just about everything without the inhibitions of an adult."
....take off your clothes. |
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First of all, I've been single for over 12 years so I'm not on the rebound."
....what's wrong with being on the rebound? I've caught plenty of fish that way. 
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
on
Thu 04/07/11 10:04 PM
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I'm looking for a woman to have a long term relationship with. "
....Is two weeks long enough? |
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I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives."
....  .....
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Well lets see, Im about to graduate with my degree in Chemistry and I do work my way through school. "
....is that your meth lab in the background? |
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lets get together and start a revolution"
....I did that once in the 60's 
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