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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"It's pretty hard to try and describe one's self accurately to a computer and hope to do a good enough job to attract another person."
Who knows, maybe the computer might like you. |
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"For entertainment to kick back and relax I would lime at a nice bar with my sister and friends."
Well, I had never seen "lime" used as a verb, so I did some research: "(verb) lime to treat with lime, or oxide or hydrate of calcium; to manure with lime; as, to lime hides for removing the hair; to lime sails in order to whiten them." None of this really helps the profile snip above to make any sense, but you can't find a wild boar on an up escalator.... |
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"face truth facts of any person face to face"
Nah, that's just so overrated. |
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"i'm am the last child."
Ever? |
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"i dislike ppl who tell unecessary lies."
Don't worry, all of mine are totally mandatory. |
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"i am short dark not bad looking big breast look"
You know I can't see you through here, right? |
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"Guys should have respect for women and know how they should be treated."
And everybody should have a flying car an an invincible robot. |
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"I am not a fan of describing myself in so many words"
You could try less words but I don't think it's going to help. |
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"I am only intrested in meeting Caucassian practicing Catholic men. "
I don't mind the practice, but I'm not so much about the game. |
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"You are a tall, gainfully employed part thinker/ part good ol'boy who loves to jitterbug (or at least waltz) and have a good time."
Wow, are you like a mind reader? |
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"I really do not know what to put in here. I wanted to put 'To be continued...' but it wouldn't let me. It wants at least four sentences."
It's creepy how they know when you're trying to skirt the rules. It's like they're watching you..... |
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"im here for fun. wat happens happens wat dont dont"
I love a good philosophical profile. Not this one, but one that's actually philosophical. |
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"I hope to find someone who would like to give it a try at least, because you can only try in life. "
Can't you also not try? |
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Edited by
tngxl65
on
Sun 03/06/11 09:01 PM
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"What makes me unique is my ability to work through anything. "
Handy for those complex advanced calculus problems. |
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"Not sure what i am doing here, just trying to check this place out for the first time to decide if i actually want to join. And i have to type alot. And make sentences for no reason. BLah blah i dont know what to say."
I'm sure there's a reason. I think it's to make sure you're not a terrorist. |
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"I love to help those who are always in need because i believe in the saying " the more you give the more you receive" "
So... it's about the payback.... |
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"I hate these things and it feels a lot like giving birth"
Reading them is much the same. |
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"like to do alot of thinging whom every they just have to find what evey they want to i like a lets things love music and model."
Am I supposed to arrange the words myself? |
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"I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives."
Yes, this is much better. |
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"I like people who aren't complete idiots."
That was quick.... |
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