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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"TheThe longer your description, the more likely it is you will get responses"
Another myth busted. |
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"I like to fish and look at fishes through the search engine."
Makes it hard to reel them in, though. |
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"If you dont mind a little fupa (and a slightly enlarged vagina) than I am your woman!"
There are SOME things that really should wait till the second or third e-mail. |
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"stupid and proud"
A winning combination. |
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"my son consumes all my time."
This looks promising.... |
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"Looking For A Diamond In the Rock."
You failed Cliches 101? |
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"I hate immature individuals and men who cant hold a good conversation.and all so looking for an horniest man."
I'm not sure any of these rankings are official. |
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"A NICE GEMSTONE THAT IS REAL AND LEDGIT
Well what can I say about myself?" That you can't spell? |
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"i am very sexy for a few pound lady."
I assume that's slang for a British hooker. |
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"I am searching for a real man...one who knows how to treat a lady, is not afraid to say 'I love you', 'I'm sorry' etc."
How about "you're boring"? |
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"I am intellectual and independent,though I partner naturally."
I have no idea what that means. Is it naughty? |
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"MY GOALS ARE TO BECOME A JUDGE ."
Yeah, this is a good idea. |
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"Hi black"
Stop talking to crayons. |
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"Humans make life difficult."
That's why I only date Romulans. |
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"BASICALLY I THINK THAT PERSONS HAVE TO BE A COMPLETE PERSON BEFORE THEY CAN GIVE TO SOME ONE ONE ELSE."
Right, because if you're just a foot, you can't do much for anybody. Except maybe kick stuff. |
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"love travling gambling love numbers goals is to hit the lottery marry stableman with a good income not pigs and hogs"
Stableman is my favorite superhero. |
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"I've just come through a divorce after catching my ex-husband with a man."
Were they robbing a bank? |
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" i have had hip surgery and i do not work. i have a job at home taking care of my family. i love to take care of my home work in the yard,go to flea markets,cook inside and outside,4 wheelers,camping, snuggleing,going to the movies"
That hip surgery that keeps you from working doesn't seem to keep you from playing. |
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"I am not a size 2"
I am not a Martian. |
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"My Fav shape is a Star!"
I like a nice enneadecagon. I feel like we know each other already. |
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