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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"IF YOU RUN INTO THIS PAGE. JUST FYI SHE IS A THIEF A LIAR AND A CHEATER...... SO STAY AWAY...... SHE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART STeaL FROM YOU AND CHEAT. SHE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO STAY WITH JUST 1 PERSON"
Now THIS is a good profile. |
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"I love traveling and I want to travel for otches."
I think you mean "ostriches." |
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"just came back from California after one year there improving my English's skills."
Too soon. |
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"Can I be a good girl or bad girl depends on your vision."
I'll close my eyes and pretend you can actually write something comprehensible. |
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"I am a woman with different difference."
Isn't that like a double negative? So you're the same as everybody else? |
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"I am going to college to be a nurse and I like to help people who are sick. "
Oddly, the first things that pop in to my mind are "Munchausen by proxy" and the movie "Misery". |
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"I am a single mother. I always put my son first and music second than my friends."
Awesome.... I'll be runner up to the runner up. |
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"Hunting with a camera would be up my ally."
You're going to scare the deer to death with your flash? |
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"im pretty nice girl tell u piss me off. i love doing things for ppl but if u push me to much i wont do anything for u again."
I like cars, until they break. I love ice cream, until I eat too much. I love to fly, until the plane crashes. |
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"im pretty nice girl tell u piss me off. i love doing things for ppl but if u push me to much i wont do anything for u again."
I like cars, until they break. I love ice cream, until I eat too much. I love to fly, until the plane crashes. |
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"of course i am single."
First time on a dating site then? |
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"i like to be happy even if is not possible."
Nothing like a challenge.... |
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"Im leaving here for more than year, but the true is didnt have oportunity to meet so many friends maybe cuz im little bit shy cuz I know my english isnt goot at all"
Your Honor, we'd like to submit this as "Exhibit A." |
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"I enjoy getting out of the house to meet new people, places, types of food, etc."
Right, let's go meet some new types of food. |
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"im a very secssesful doctor"
Medical degrees must not be all that hard to get anymore. |
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"I think that time is came up to it already!"
You might want to try a digital watch. |
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"I am just an average person who has average goals and aspirations!"
Just what I'm looking for... another average relationship. |
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"i love fishing music"
Rather specific genre, though. Don't think there's really all that much fishing music around. |
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"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy really the choice is yours."
Why do I suspect I don't have as much choice here as you suggest. |
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"we respont later blblblblblblblblblblblblblbllblblbllblbhdhdhdhdhlblbllblblbl
dhdfjhfikdhdbdndfndhdhdhdhdhdhdhkakakakakkakakkakakkakakkhaha hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Does anyone know the Heimlich Maneuver? |
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