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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"How do I get your attention and let you know enough about me to make you interested"
Not like that. |
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"Do not call me if you are ugly. Do not call me if you are a woman. Do not call me if you are stupid. Do not call me if you are younger than 35. Do not call me if you are older than 50."
I don't think you're really getting the point of the "Do Not Call" list. |
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"I am 34 years old and I am a flight attendant since 10 years."
Some countries are rather lax about their child labor laws. |
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"Leaps Tall Builidings in a Single Bound"
I believe that my best qualities are my ambition, perseverance, honesty, compassion, sincerity and my unwillingness to conform to a society that wants to define and shape me. Profession: Self-Employed/Bail Bonds how many honest, compassionate bail bondsmen have you come across that can leap builidings? |
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"Age is nothing but a namber??"
It doesn't help if you just make up words for no reason. |
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I'm insane. Professional and affectionate with a hard time showing emotion. There. That's about it. Oh and I like to drink. I'm a bit of goof too. I'm not really serious.
a broody alcoholic stalker! |
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"gentle , caring and homely."
Way to sell yourself. |
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"I'm a Swedish woman, who lived in England for 16 years, now living in Klagenfurt for 17 months."
Sounds like German peanut butter. |
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"No assembly required"
this may be impressive if written on the package of my new BOB (battery operated boyfriend), but kinda scary here! |
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"Looking for a good women"
I am a good men Profession: open no chit, you are unemployed |
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"for some reason it wont let my put my state on here, but i do in fact live in North Carolina."
Didn't you get the memo? It's South Virginia now. |
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"Sometimes I have some promblens with the culture."
Among other things. |
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"dont like people who are not honest,who dont big note themselves."
I've only big noted myself three or four times. |
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"Whant to know what im goingot be missing"
im looking to tie the knot here in a months and want to know what im going to be missing. some woman is either extremely dumb or lacks all self esteem to marry this winner |
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"Im going to Europe in dec.2010 that is why my profile says Vienna hope to see santa claus over there"
Yeah, Santa Claus spends most of his time in Vienna. |
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"I like going to Vienna Balls."
They have an operation for that now. |
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Edited by
fireflysgirl
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Tue 03/15/11 08:21 PM
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"Get it how you livew" yeah, when you live drunk you get chitty tattoos! |
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"When you realize that what you think you want isn't what you really want and what you always say you want is actually what you are ready for, let me know."
Okay, I'll get back to ya. 
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"Description... The only way you'll find out is if you ask. Why write in this small box, and take away from conversation later."
You must not have much to talk about. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Tue 03/15/11 08:46 PM
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"MY GOAL IS TO WAKE UP TOMORROW THEN GO FROM THERE"
You might want to reexamine your goal and shoot for something higher. |
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