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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"where slutty clothes and have a bit of an attitude sometimes."
Why are my exes all on here? |
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"I am unique...honest...short, fat, and toothless. "
Sometimes it's ok to paint the house you're trying to sell..... |
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"hi i am a people than like me the person natural, and enjoys i am learning english"
Try building a three-stage rocket instead. You've got a better shot at it. |
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"i have courly hair"
No, it's spelled "cowardly." |
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"OK, my dislikes in a man, he cant be a male shouvanist."
Some of us are dedicated followers of shouvan. |
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"I looove children, because i have one."
What if you had a tumor? |
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"professional goal digger"
Gotta love soccer. |
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" am 4'11" ( yes i am that short ).but as they say "dinamite does come in small packages""
Even if they do say it, that's not how they spell it. |
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"I would like to meet very kind and honest man, dynamic, international minded, liking children (my suns 22 and 17 years old)"
Ooooh, a binary star system. |
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"i am look for man in Canada for me to be bride to. i am healthy and looking good. picture if ask for."
So Canada has its own language now.... |
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"i do have bad habbits but dont we all."
I'm guessing that compulsive spell checking is not one of yours. |
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"mmmmm....I'm very edumacated and come from the counrry"
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there was one i read other day forget how it was
but at the end of it said hope ya a match does that mean we can light fires if where a match lol |
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"I guess the first thing that you should know about me is that I sing to music very badly."
Glad we're getting that out of the way early. It's not a deal breaker if you're open to taking some voice lessons. |
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"My Moto is Mean what you say & say what you mean."
I say it might be a good idea to spellcheck. |
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"I am very homest to someone if there is no chemistry between us to continue a relationship."
Is homest the opposite of homeless? |
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"Like all kinds of things. Movies, music and going out.Like all kinds of things. Movies, music and going out.Like all kinds of things. Movies, music and going out.Like all kinds of things. Movies, music and going out"
Can we at least mix it up a bit once in a while? Maybe music, then go out, then a movie? |
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"I just want to take the time thank u guys 4 reain m profile"
You're welcome, though I'm pretty sure I didn't reain anything. |
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"I figure it's just best to be real and honest, you can't go wrong with that..."
If that were true, we wouldn't ever need to plead the 5th. |
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"light skin about five 4,162 lbz"
Really? 2 tons? Are we talking about you or your car? |
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