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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"I am definitely a woman."
Those test results took forever. |
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ya crack me up Lex do you actually sit here an read all the profiles lol This is what I do when I get stuck on a plot point or something and I need to take a break from writing. I mean, this is sort of like writing, too, but a lot shorter. I tried, but my spellcheck blew up. |
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ya crack me up Lex do you actually sit here an read all the profiles lol This is what I do when I get stuck on a plot point or something and I need to take a break from writing. I mean, this is sort of like writing, too, but a lot shorter. I tried, but my spellcheck blew up. |
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"Love going for walks and going to outdoor concerts and outside pattie-os."
I assume those are like Spaghetti-Os. |
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"I have been thru alot in my life. So now I'm willing to have a good time."
So you weren't willing to have a good time before that. OK. |
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"Hi, I´m a graffic designer."
Another job where you don't really have to be able to spell. Like a teechur. |
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"I speak spanish, my native lenguaje."
Not even close. You should be ashamed of yourself. How do you sleep at night? |
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"i'm so looking to see whats out there."
I think it's an ostrich. |
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"I dislike raisins, mushrooms and folding laundry."
Who told you to put the raisins and mushrooms in the washer? |
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"I dislike raisins, mushrooms and folding laundry." Who told you to put the raisins and mushrooms in the washer? 
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"I don't have any pictures atm."
That's OK, I've seen plenty of ATMs. |
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"I take care of myself which takes most of the day."
You seem a little self-absorbed. |
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"I can't stand this type of thing...How do you describe yourself without sounding full of yourself?"
You avoid the topic entirely and just ask inane rhetorical questions. |
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"THE DESTINY WILL TALK"
Probably something about Justin Bieber. |
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"SEE ME PROFILE"
Ooooh, look, a pirate. |
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"Hi there. I don´t want relation ship for every price."
Yeah, I like to keep mine under $5.00. |
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here one for ya Lex i just read lol
I'm a smart,deep,edgy,funny,non millionaire lllooolll.That will die before giving up trying to find her. non millionaire mean he wants your money? once he finds her then he will die? |
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"I work in the Health Care Industry so I am naturally sweet and caring."
The name "Nurse Ratched" comes to mind. |
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"I love Monty Python movies. "
She has got a wart.... |
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"i believe you treat others how you would want to be treated... i will warn you now, i do have have a little bit of a temper."
Logically it sounds like you want me to have a bit of a temper as well. |
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