"I believe in honesty first and foremost. Fore, it's one of throat important things in life. "


I think it's behind esophagus and larynx.

"I work in a laboratory performing lots of scientific tests"


Reply to: DrFrankstein@yahoo.com

"my goal is to become a registerde nurse. "


You could have abbreviated to RN. In fact you probably should have.

...success, because my intelligence can't be underestimated.

You touch my blowhole, dude, and I snap your entire arm off with one quick swalloop.

and like then he said well is it like dude me off shore quick rump bump hump. So I sez, no, yes, maybe, what difference is it to you? You are on the wrong side of both of the barrels.

"What makes me unique is that I am me"


If you only knew how many times I've seen that....

"Not really into the whole discription thing the way I see it is if you want to know something just ask. I'm not gonna make you read a bunch of things you dont want to. And this thing i just aggervating."


Try reading it.

"I hate doing these little servays i never know what to say"


I think it's pig latin, but not sure.

"i am a complete baggage"


You mean like a set of Samsonite?

" I love my career ... I get a chance to help other wemon feel pretty and confident about themselves "


I can see how that might happen...

"I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm done!"



Doesn't look like you even started.

"i look younger than i look but i guess thats a good thing"



In Microsoft Excel they call that a circular reference.

"I would love to find a man that is perfect for, who I can spend the rest of my life with."

The Trouble With Prepositions.

"i am avalible, affectionate, active, attractive, buitiful, blessed, bright, caring, calm, complete, compassionate, devine, dynamic,dedicated, delious, energised, energetic, exceptional,free, fit..."

Finally, a woman who understands alphabetical order! And who is avalible, buitiful, and delious!

"i love a good comody movie."

No, it's spelled "commode."

"i work for the goverment i am an vector control officer i want climb higher and be the best that i can be on my job and more."

Yeah, we really need to do something about those wild vectors. And your writing.

"Variety Is The Spice Of Life!"

Nope, turns out it's oregano.

"i love talking walks on the beach."

People think you're crazy.

"i m an attractive girl with a feminin body."

You might want to bury it, I think it's starting to go bad.