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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8
tngxl65's photo
Sat 02/12/11 02:06 PM
"I have come to the conclustion that this might seem alittle harsh in words"


Perhaps if you just convey it via mime.

tngxl65's photo
Sat 02/12/11 02:07 PM
"I have to say that I am NOT into one night stands or just meeting for sex"


I checked and there's no requirement for you to say that.

tngxl65's photo
Sat 02/12/11 02:21 PM
"One of the questions above is about the number of siblings I have. I had to say 9 because it would not go higher then that. I actually have 14 siblings of which I am #9. I thought it was worth mentioning."


But was it worth four sentences in your profile?



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Sat 02/12/11 04:33 PM
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"This space is too big to fill it up."

They have an operation for that now.
. Should I feel bad that I can't stop reading and laughing at these posts, its so sad and downright scary. People are out there creating more people.

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 05:29 PM
Interests: Music, movies, video games, beer, much more

Pretty much a vampire, when the sun comes up it's time to go to bed

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 05:33 PM
most people think that I am attractive , so what am I doing on the dating sites ?

TwilightsTwin's photo
Sat 02/12/11 05:39 PM
I'm a very nice guy, even if my appearance may not say that. laugh


I like to shave my head and and Im a little shy around new people until I get to know them a little better. However, this is beginning to change slowly but surely.

(Being Shy or shaving your head???):tongue:

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Sat 02/12/11 05:47 PM


Y'all got me crackin' up! Tooooo frickin' funny, Lex!


Well, to be fair, I'm not the only one doing this!

I have to give tons of credit to tngxl65, who cracks ME up on a regular basis! He truly gets the concept of this thread, in a way that often makes me think "I wish I had come up with that!"

No, I'm not the only one doing this. I'm just the spokesmodel.




. When I first started reading this it seemed so sad. I didn't know if this guy was schizophrenic or what. It is "too frickin funny".

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Sat 02/12/11 08:59 PM
I don't care if I become involved in a very serious relationship or get married even. I believe I will always be a Mingler for this thread in paeticular! I love it here!

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Sun 02/13/11 04:21 AM

"I was a teacher and now just retired. I am caring, tender, honest and goodness. My photo is recently."

Oh good, another teacher.


. Oh God, another teacher.

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Sun 02/13/11 06:22 AM
Edited by stilll on Sun 02/13/11 06:24 AM
"I am interested in being friends first".
Well...ok...but... the shirt-less pic of you, laying in bed, might convey something else.
Are you a politician?

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Sun 02/13/11 08:06 PM
"First, let me say that I have three kids; none of which is under the age of 9yrs. So we're a package deal. "


This isn't some sort of weird mother/daughter thing is it?

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Sun 02/13/11 08:08 PM
Edited by tngxl65 on Sun 02/13/11 08:09 PM
"Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around. Just looking around."


If my dog had a thought bubble over his head, this is what I think would be in it.





tngxl65's photo
Sun 02/13/11 08:18 PM
"okay so im suppose to say all these things about me. I would rather not share it with everyone."


I'll just consult a psychic.

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Sun 02/13/11 08:26 PM
" LOVE IS REAL BUT SOME TIMES U GOT 2 ASK YOURSELF AM I REAL PEOPLE SAY YHEY WONT SOMEBODY REAL BUT HALF OF THE TIME THEY ARE NOT EVEN REAL WHERE THEY DO THAT AT"


For real, I don't have any idea what that means.

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Sun 02/13/11 08:37 PM
"What's up with this thing asking for your intrest and the tells you to talk about your hobbies?"



It's a new thing from Homeland Security.

tngxl65's photo
Tue 02/15/11 06:15 PM
"Come whisper in my ear your thoughts.
Then show me your intentions."


Ok, but I don't think it will be quite as poetic.



tngxl65's photo
Tue 02/15/11 06:18 PM
"I like to think of myself as an "ameatur" cook"

Trying to decide if you were going for a pun... although I doubt it.

tngxl65's photo
Tue 02/15/11 06:21 PM
"Favorite Movie is the Shawshank Redemtion (that may be speeled wrong)"


Ironically, it's not the only thing that might be spelled wrong.

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Tue 02/15/11 06:33 PM
"if you can't laugh at yourself then who will"


(Raising hand)

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