Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"The knowledge and hope of mine are quite nice, but the actual circumstance may be is far from them. Scare you?"
Damn right, I have no idea what you're trying to say. |
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"We met because of the curiosity to another one, and then we depart for the overmuch acquaintance that we had developed."
We're gonna need you to do that line again. And this time, with the words in the right order. |
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"I do not know how to describe myself well,maybe i am not good at it."
We'll never find out, with THAT attitude. |
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"My English is fluent and can speak some Japanese."
I'd love to hear your fluent English speak some Japanese. Although I do believe that's sort of an inherent contradiction. |
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"Sitting in front of a fire place, passing a cup of coffee to your hand, watching the snow out of the window, hearing you say" Thank you for everything"! Yes, thanks for everything!"
Are we in a Viagra commercial? |
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"When the door of happiness closes,another opens."
That's the door of misery. Trust me, you won't like it. |
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"Reading,cooking are my favorate hobbit."
The lawyers for the Tolkien estate would like a word with you. |
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"I was divored many years ago."
By what? A shark? A bear? How are you writing this? |
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"what the truth is ..it drive me nuts ,when i describe myself"
It's not exactly edifying on this end, either. |
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"I always smile no matter what happens."
That's the downside of lobotomies. |
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"Reading,cooking are my favorate hobbit." The lawyers for the Tolkien estate would like a word with you. I think it was a working name for Frodo in the early drafts. |
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"...I LOVE BEING THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AND ALWAYS MAKING PEOPLE"
Uh ok. Making them vomit or go deaf? Tone down the shouting! |
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"i like the outdoors and some thing inside too."
Is it your ceiling fan? |
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"for those of u that have messaged me and shown interest..i appreciate your efforts,but i need to put the fact out there that i prefer chocolate men.."
Yeah, but they spike your blood sugar. |
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"Are there any men in the midwest that don't drive big 4 wheelers, harleys, or have their whole bodies tatooed? "
Sure. They're called tourists. |
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"iam still me thur and thur "
Is that every Thursday? Or just the next two? |
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"if u truely dont like me then thats ur problem not mine"
It's not much of a problem for me, really. |
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"I'm new to this so please bare with me."
You're moving a little fast for me. |
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"They told me to write a longer message so here's your longer message! ;) Once again they asked me to write a longer message, so here's your longer message."
Do you suppose that maybe you defeated the purpose of writing a longer message? |
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"I like watching movies to keep busy"
What do you do to slow down? Arsenic? |
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