Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"I don't care if he has a wrap sheet, I do too and you shouldn't worry about what I have charges for if you murdered someone please leave it at that."
Men with trouble sleeping need not apply.... |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Sun 02/06/11 08:50 AM
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" I'v had horses but when the last one passed on I gave my last one away."
A dead horse is generally considered to be a poor gift. Haven't you seen The Godfather? |
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Keep up the good work my friends! Just stopped in for my daily dose of laughter! Gawd, I love this thread!
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"If you cant sit down and talk about things together dont bother me! I need COMMUNACATION!"
....and a spell checker. |
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"I lost my husband 4 yrs ago in a motorcycle acct"
I think he may have been misclassified. |
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"Well I really have no faith in this site but going to try it out again."
What's the worst that can happen. I mean other than disappointment and depression. |
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"i wont lie to u cause that is about the worst thing u can do "
Worse than killing puppies? |
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"f you asked friends to describe me, I would hope they would describe me as local, honest and loving."
Well sure... your LOCAL friends would probably describe you as "local". |
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"I always said I would never use a dating website"
It's a lot like going to the adult toy store. You're curious what's there but you hope nobody you know sees you. |
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"I am looking for that special person who makes me smile and lights up everytime they see me. "
I think you're looking for a glow worm. |
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"I can running into people that stabe on the back."
The logistics of this, not to mention the grammar, is very hard to grasp. |
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"i get alone with everyone as long as they have a good head on they shoulders and aint all bout the goods"
If you get alone with everyone, people might start to get the wrong idea. Or the right idea. |
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"Please promise me that I am the one and only you put your heart on henceforth ,Adore me , and no cheating .Honor your commitment ,Don’t lie to me ,Care about me and no scolding."
Not even about your horrendous sentence construction? |
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"if you can see me,I should be able to see you"
Not if I have a telescope. |
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"I M OPEN MINDED PERSON, WITH RESPECT AND ROYALITY"
Royality. I guess that explains the all caps. |
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"We all are special to some particular individual."
I'm glad I'm not THAT guy. He must be bored out of his mind. |
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"shake shake shake ,chase chase chase ,run run run ,passion passion passionate ,romantic romantic romance,dance dance dance"
Hell of an echo in here.... |
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"In the winter, it's all about hockey; the Stampede and the Gophers. It's the only sport I am interested in; except curling and synchronized swimming."
Just because they're in the Olympics doesn't make them sports. |
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"And somebody said: Love is like a mountain. It is hard to climb,but once you get to the top that the view will be amazing"
And then the Yeti will kill you and eat you. |
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"my english is not good enough ,but I am smart enough to do it better when we face to face."
I'm not falling for THAT again. |
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