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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8
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Sun 02/06/11 08:06 AM
"I don't care if he has a wrap sheet, I do too and you shouldn't worry about what I have charges for if you murdered someone please leave it at that."


Men with trouble sleeping need not apply....


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Sun 02/06/11 08:11 AM
Edited by tngxl65 on Sun 02/06/11 08:50 AM
" I'v had horses but when the last one passed on I gave my last one away."


A dead horse is generally considered to be a poor gift. Haven't you seen The Godfather?





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Mon 02/07/11 02:53 PM
Keep up the good work my friends! Just stopped in for my daily dose of laughter! Gawd, I love this thread!

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Tue 02/08/11 05:34 PM
"If you cant sit down and talk about things together dont bother me! I need COMMUNACATION!"


....and a spell checker.

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Tue 02/08/11 05:37 PM
"I lost my husband 4 yrs ago in a motorcycle acct"


I think he may have been misclassified.

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Tue 02/08/11 05:42 PM
"Well I really have no faith in this site but going to try it out again."


What's the worst that can happen. I mean other than disappointment and depression.

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Tue 02/08/11 05:45 PM
"i wont lie to u cause that is about the worst thing u can do "


Worse than killing puppies?

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Tue 02/08/11 06:01 PM
"f you asked friends to describe me, I would hope they would describe me as local, honest and loving."


Well sure... your LOCAL friends would probably describe you as "local".



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Wed 02/09/11 06:52 PM
"I always said I would never use a dating website"


It's a lot like going to the adult toy store. You're curious what's there but you hope nobody you know sees you.

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Wed 02/09/11 06:54 PM
"I am looking for that special person who makes me smile and lights up everytime they see me. "


I think you're looking for a glow worm.

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Wed 02/09/11 06:59 PM
"I can running into people that stabe on the back."

The logistics of this, not to mention the grammar, is very hard to grasp.

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Wed 02/09/11 07:18 PM
"i get alone with everyone as long as they have a good head on they shoulders and aint all bout the goods"


If you get alone with everyone, people might start to get the wrong idea. Or the right idea.

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Wed 02/09/11 07:27 PM
"Please promise me that I am the one and only you put your heart on henceforth ,Adore me , and no cheating .Honor your commitment ,Don’t lie to me ,Care about me and no scolding."

Not even about your horrendous sentence construction?


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Wed 02/09/11 07:29 PM
"if you can see me,I should be able to see you"

Not if I have a telescope.


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Wed 02/09/11 07:31 PM
"I M OPEN MINDED PERSON, WITH RESPECT AND ROYALITY"

Royality. I guess that explains the all caps.


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Wed 02/09/11 07:34 PM
"We all are special to some particular individual."

I'm glad I'm not THAT guy. He must be bored out of his mind.




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Wed 02/09/11 07:35 PM
"shake shake shake ,chase chase chase ,run run run ,passion passion passionate ,romantic romantic romance,dance dance dance"

Hell of an echo in here....


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Wed 02/09/11 07:36 PM
"In the winter, it's all about hockey; the Stampede and the Gophers. It's the only sport I am interested in; except curling and synchronized swimming."



Just because they're in the Olympics doesn't make them sports.

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Wed 02/09/11 07:37 PM
"And somebody said: Love is like a mountain. It is hard to climb,but once you get to the top that the view will be amazing"

And then the Yeti will kill you and eat you.


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Wed 02/09/11 07:38 PM
"my english is not good enough ,but I am smart enough to do it better when we face to face."

I'm not falling for THAT again.


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