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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8 | |
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"I don't think I am perfect,but I try my best to make you happy every day."
Wow, I hadn't even noticed. |
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"Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it,the more it eludes you."
But once you catch it, you can tack it onto a piece of cardboard until it dies. |
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"I'm going to teach Enlgish."
Another teacher. I have a bad feeling about this. |
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"i am a teacher in some university"
Do you know which one? |
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"I always stand on others shoes to understand their feeling."
I'm surprised somebody hasn't slugged you yet. |
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"i think i m ramantic"
Like rams, do you? |
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"i dont hope any person see any sores on my face to show my strongness"
We call it Hansen's Disease now. |
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If you like kids,,you love me...me big kid...
If ya ask,,I'll tell ya? And nothing else written?? WTH??
Ok,,so I should send her a meesage and ask her if she could take the time to write SOMETHING about her in that BIG empty space of white,,in her profile,,,huh? Or,,, Yes, excuse me,,but how many men have you slept with since 2000?? You don't have to give me their names,,,THANK YOU.... or..What gives YOU GAS???? 
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"I'm charming, slim,sweet, caring, and good educated." You've done a fine job of displaying it. Oops! Maaaaybe not! |
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"Not sure what to add here. Must ne something good to catch your eyes. Looking for a superman with super powers. Why does this part have to be so long? Do you honestly think people will read a large description??"
I read all of yours, all four sentences, not one of which said anything about you. |
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"Does that mean I will hate it if you are possessive? He** no, what could make a girl feel more special than a man who wants to possess her."
You're going to LOVE the pit in my basement. |
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"BIOCHEMICALLY SEX IS NO DIFFERENT THAN EATING LARGE QUANTITIES OF CHOCOLATE"
Except sex doesn't give you acne. And chocolate doesn't make you sneak out of the house at 4am. |
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" I am on the shy side until I get to know you, but you would'nt think that being a cashier. "
I'm not a cashier, but that's not important right now. |
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"I will treat you with respect and give myself a 100 percent. "
It's much easier to make A's when you get to grade yourself. |
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"I never grew up with much, so I don't exspect to much when it comes to material things. "
600mg of guaifenesin will thin that out and make your cough more productive. |
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"I am not sorry if I have offended anyone, because I believe in being honest!"
I've noticed that whenever someone says they believe in being honest, what they usually mean is they say whatever mean thing comes in to their mind without any consideration of tact. |
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"I believe that every time you have sex you give a piece of your Heart and Soul to the other person"
Then 10 years later you find yourself with a tiny, scarred heart and no soul. It's no wonder couples quit having sex after marriage. |
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"I own my own home, have my own car, and can bring my 50% to the table. "
I'm looking more for a 30/70 deal. |
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"I am a single mother, so if you don't want a woman with a child I am not the one for you."
Why do they always have to paint the obvious choice? I have yet to see, "so if you don't want a woman with a child, I can put the child up for adoption." |
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" I love to hang out and do "guy" stuff."
You sit around scratching yourself trying to think of new things to blow up? |
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