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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 8
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Thu 02/03/11 06:35 PM
"I do not like people who play games or people who lie. I am not into guys who like to play games."


The logic here would imply that guys are not included in your definition of people.



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Thu 02/03/11 06:37 PM

"I do not like people who play games or people who lie. I am not into guys who like to play games."


The logic here would imply that guys are not included in your definition of people.



Hence the "Why are all men pigs?" threads....


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Thu 02/03/11 06:45 PM
"My hobbies have changed to my baby boy which is amazing. "


Let's hope this hobby isn't just a passing fancy for you.

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Thu 02/03/11 08:40 PM
Yes, I agree that he truly has the concept of this thread as I have shed many fitful tears of laughter reading his posts as well!

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Fri 02/04/11 04:58 PM

Yes, I agree that he truly has the concept of this thread as I have shed many fitful tears of laughter reading his posts as well!


This is somehow turning in to a meeting of the mutual admiration society. To be truthful, I do find myself using "Lexisms" in other conversations and forums. Too funny not to share. Of course I let people assume they are mine. I hope they don't ever run across Lex or this thread......

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Fri 02/04/11 06:31 PM


Yes, I agree that he truly has the concept of this thread as I have shed many fitful tears of laughter reading his posts as well!


This is somehow turning in to a meeting of the mutual admiration society. To be truthful, I do find myself using "Lexisms" in other conversations and forums. Too funny not to share. Of course I let people assume they are mine. I hope they don't ever run across Lex or this thread......


Feel free to use anything I come up with....! Most of it I stole from Karl Marx, anyway.

shades


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Fri 02/04/11 06:40 PM
"Hope to find a good humor man."

Yeah, I could use a Dreamsicle right about now....



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Fri 02/04/11 06:42 PM
"My hobbies are: reading, playing piano, go to see a movie, writing Chinese poems, seal carving, etc."

PETA is coming after you.

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Fri 02/04/11 06:44 PM
"I was a teacher and now just retired. I am caring, tender, honest and goodness. My photo is recently."

Oh good, another teacher.


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Fri 02/04/11 06:47 PM
"I like outside door."

Most of them work both ways.


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Fri 02/04/11 06:49 PM
"enjoy morden music"

I think you meant "morbid."


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Fri 02/04/11 06:50 PM
"Do u want to know me? Am i pretty girl?Do u think u can take me?If i didnt think wrong,lots of guys isnt have clean and honest heart 4 women.i hate men who wants talk with me dirty."

I wouldn't worry about it. There's very little chance of anyone understanding you anyway.

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Fri 02/04/11 06:53 PM
"I'm charming, slim,sweet, caring, and good educated."

You've done a fine job of displaying it.


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Fri 02/04/11 06:55 PM
"I like to communicate with you well.i hope i will be strong and happy.why is it so short?"

Medical condition.


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Fri 02/04/11 06:58 PM
"sexy Chinses lady"

How many chins have you got?


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Fri 02/04/11 07:00 PM
"love to play pingpang ball."

Step away from the panda.


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Fri 02/04/11 07:04 PM
"After devoice, I live with kid."

What did devoice say to you?


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Fri 02/04/11 07:08 PM
"I am an honest, kind-hearted, undesigning, decent Eastern woman."

Sorry, I'm looking for someone who designs.


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Fri 02/04/11 07:09 PM
"My friends always say I am good at cooking, I have no idea for that."

They're just screwing with your head.


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Fri 02/04/11 07:10 PM
"Think about your really need in life"

Better sentence construction.


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