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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"I hate stupid descriptions. You cant know anyone from a paragraph or a couple of short sentences. Theyre all generic anyway."
Way to break the mold. |
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"Single and open minded guy with no strings attached."
He's recently been released from his puppet master apparently. |
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"Happy to share it."
Now I know how v.d. got started. |
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"I am just looking for a casual incouter someone to go to the gym with or just hang out and smoke a dube with, no games no bull ****."
Is that the same thing as a 'left-handed cigarette'? |
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I don't read alot, but like to learn something new....so i read books that I can learn about whatever I'm interested in.
So, you do read? No, wait, you don't read. Wait...you do read? Omg, I'm so confused right now! |
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"well lets see.. i have tried writing a book in this spot and that didnt work .. then i tried keeping it real simple and that didnt work ... so now i will try the middle of the road .. not to long and not to short"
Hmmmm... maybe it's not the length. |
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" dont pick my nose in public and i wont embarrase you if i can help it "
That didn't take long. |
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"Someone who will smile a secert smile just for me from across a crowded room."
Am I supposed to smile secertly before or after we link up our decoder rings? Wonder Twins unite! |
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"it is still the guy who is supposed to make the first move .. isnt it??????"
Let me check my 1950's dating etiquette guide. |
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"i hate drama, so if you about head games please do not respond. "
Seriously, who reads this and thinks, "Yeah, that's me... Better let her be." |
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"will fill this out latter. preoccupied at this time. will come back to questions. I'm finished with this for now.I am observant. I am attentive. I pride myself as being a good friend to have."
Resistance is futile. |
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" i love to look up random thing on the internet"
It's called "Google". |
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"You'll just have to contact me for my story. It's far too complex for a small text window."
There's something about that word 'complex' that makes me feel ... afraid. |
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"Just a fun loving guy thats looking for a special friend. Im the guy you would call if you were stranded 100 miles away on a lonely road, had one bar on your cell and it's 3 in the morning."
Why didn't you answer?? I wasn't drunk dialing you. I actually had a flat tire on a lonely road, with one bar on my cell, and it was 3:00 a.m.! |
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"A friend that can deal all of my needs. Tell you my needs later!!!!!!"
I'm not sure but I think this might be illegal. |
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"sex sex sex and sex"
Didn't your mama tell you if you use it too much it'll fall off? |
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"I am a good father who loves his girls so if you don't like kids or want nothing to do wih a man with kids then don't even continue.
If you are still reading this then you are intrested so I will go on and say I am a good person with a heart of gold I like to spoil that special person as well as be spoiled ." I deem thee worthy of the Honorable Mention ribbon for attempting to get me to stop reading after the first sentence. |
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I love the movie Return to me I also like the Replacments I also like lake placed I like alot of movies but thoes are a few of the ones I like could watch any time
*blows bubble with gum* Omg! Like, this guy is so like omg he is so like wow like I like him like sooo much...like for real. |
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"This is a hard one. What am I looking for,,,(Most men would be looking for the perfect woman). I would like to find love. She would be intelligence good sense of humor. Would like her to be attractive and fit. Most of all she must be a one woman man."
ROFLMAO! I am laughing so hard I can't even breathe! Oh, lawdy! Thank you, Jesus! Yes, 'she must be a one woman man.' |
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"I think the first date should be simple. Coffee or lunch let us see if there is a licking."
Don't you think that's being a bit forward for a first date? |
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