100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
"so far, this crap is a waste of time.. i mean let's face it, you're on here for one reason only.. "to find the one." right? wrong.. you want to hook up.. so let me not waste anymore of my time"
Welcome to Internet Dating 101. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"im looking for fun ,smart ,and energetic women who is looking for a relationship."
I get the feeling he's not a 'one woman kind of man.' |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The friends I have generally range from church youth leaders too strippers.
Wow, what church do you go to again? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I don't really want to go into specifics here.."
Neither do I. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I love tattoos and piercings, however I only have one tat and three piercings and not in any particularly interesting places."
In your own words, define the phrase 'particularly interesting' for me, please. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
(Seeking) "Someone who likes to give some crap."
"Pretty much action (guy) movies, I enjoy comedies, too. Mostly anything with an original idea, if it doesn't have that than blow stuff up." (Looks around, waiting to hear Beevis begin laughing). |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I'm looking for a nice woman to be friends with and see where it goes. I'm looking for a nice woman to be friends with and someone to talk to and do fun things with. I would take her to a nice restaurant and talk to her softly."
The correct answer is three, Bob. A person can use the word 'nice' three times in consecutive sentences before the readers head will explode. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Single and looking, the question is... are you looking too?"
Not anymore. Apparently you didn't the memo. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I hate doing these. Well, here I go I guess. I'm recently separated. I have three wonderful boys. Two of whom still live at home with me. Got thrust out into the dating world again (something I thought I was done with)."
You may want to check the Yellow Pages for a therapist before you go 'thrusting' anywhere. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I like the simpler things in life. First date would have to be something simple but yet romantic such at a picnic in the park or a simple dinner at home, just the two of us or maybe even just a dinner and a movie."
The correct answer is three, Bob. A person can use the word 'simple(r)' three times in consecutive sentences before the readers head will explode. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I dont like people who tell me one thing then lie about it later"
Right. Always start with the lie and stick to it. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I'm going to school to do something in the medical field. I'm not sure yet which, debating between the two. "
I can only assume you mean between the two major divisions of the medical field.... insured and uninsured. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"Well, i am a huge yearbook geek. I can tell you everything there is to know about them. "
I think I already know everything I want to know about them. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"hello,it's me.a goodheartet woman"
How many are there in a heartet? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"I don't understand why there is a minimum that must be written here. If I chose not to type anything does that make me a bad person? Or does that just mean I want to leave more for future conversations?"
It might mean you've never taken 5 minutes to look at yourself and see what there is about you that might make someone want to contact you. But how would I know? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
# Height:
3'11" / 119 cm Is this a typo? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
" I love card games and challeging puzzles."
Just not crossword puzzles. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"im very friendly and outgoing w other"
With other what? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"i like to read the newspaper and magazines all time at work"
Yes, yes. I can see that about you. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
"anything alright with me i,m a movie lover fast and furious"
Wait...we were talking about movies, right? Awkward. |
|
|
|
|
