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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"Ask me don't make the first one be your last so be nice and respect..."
Wh-what? |
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"37 male ask more when talk"
Unk, Tantor. |
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"23 MINUTES IN HELL"
Did you time how long it would take me to read your profile? |
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"DEVORCE AND CHEAT ON THATS MY STORY"
De vorce is strong in dis one! |
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"I am the oldest child of 10 kids 5 sisters and 4 brothers but Im the only one my mom and father had. Needless to say my parents seperated when I was two."
I was never any good at math... |
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"what I like in a women is she has to know how to take care of her self slim slender or athletic sorry ladies dont like all that cooshin for the pushing stuff should be able to see her ancles with out having to bend over."
So, we are going to go 'there', huh? |
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"She has to like helping with house work cuz Im not doing it all."
Who likes helping with housework? |
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"Nice lady like gal that has morals and a good scents of hummer"
Are you looking for a basset hound? Or, an SUV? |
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(Ideal Date) "Well depends on what time of year it was but Im priity shur bowling or playing pool are good chance to get to know one another and I always do all the genital men things like open the doors pull a chair out and the first time playing eather game I might let u win to."
And, I'm perdy sure I've never seen genitals open a door or pull out a chair before but, I reckon, there's a first time fer everything. |
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"Hello ladies, I am 30 years old, I live by myself, I wear diapers."
Diapers, as in Pampers? |
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"i want to meet the right women because i'm tired of doing all the laundry and cooking and cleaning "
Have you checked with Merry-Maids? |
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"I'm always up for leering/doing new things."
Is there an age limit on that activity? |
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(Ideal Date) "i will marry"
Congratulations! But, aren't you being a bit presumptuous? |
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"If your the type thats looking for someone that barks on command......"
I thought shock collars were created to prevent that sort of thing. |
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"Sit down together, have a cup of coffee and pick eachothers brains."
That could get a bit messy. Eww! |
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"i want a woman who can speak and not going to lie to me"
Does sign language count? |
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"i just moved back to ******* and iam looking to craw out of my hole and find a female..."
Biologically speaking, I'm not sure that's possible. |
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(Seeking) "a strong woman who has a job or going to school to fix themself must not be crazy"
OBSERVATION: There must not be that many mentally stable individuals anymore because I'm seeing an awful lot of the 'no psycho/crazy' stipulations on profiles these days. |
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"I have been divorced for 5 years and am ready to start dating sagain"
Carl Sagan? Sorry, he's dead. |
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"...currently trying to think of something really creative...something interesting to put here, that would persuade you to message me and simply say hello..... hmmmm...."
Ooooops, time's up. Thanks for playing. |
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