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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 7 | |
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"I'm undecided."
That's helpful. |
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"No drama,jealousy,insainity or stupidity please."
Something something something kettle.... |
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"It's really hard to describe myself in words"
Try numbers, or hieroglyphics, or semaphore. Whatever works. |
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"To describe myself, I would have to say I'm laid back and easy going."
You and 70 billion other people. |
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"I wanna be looked at, oogled, and pinched."
Try being a waitress in a 1950s movie. |
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"Ok here it goes."
Note to self: Profiles with preambles are always lame. |
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"Once you meet me you will never forget me because I am different from everyone else."
Then why do so many of you say that exact same thing? |
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"I hope to find someone that can stir up the feelings that I only experienced in a few dreams. "
You're looking for a guy that's trying to kill you and you can't quite get away? |
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"i hang with friends. i want to find a better job. i do random things."
I'm going to have to agree with the 'random' thing. |
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"I am looking for you! Our paths crossed on a day years ago. I did not ask your name, you did not ask mine."
Well, there was a good reason for that. |
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"I’m an independent, hard working, intelligent and sh*tfunny (according to my daughter) woman. "
Not sure I want my kids to consider me "sh*tfunny", whatever that is. |
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"What I'm looking for is someone who can always be HONEST & LOYAL, that's what makes the world go around."
If that was true, it would have stopped spinning years ago. |
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"I AM A GIRL BUT I HATE WAREING MAKE UP I THINK ALL MAKE UP DOES IS COVER UP UR UGLIENESS I PERFER NOT TO WARE MAKE UP"
Sure, uglieness needs to be out in the open. There are "Truth In Advertising" laws. |
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"someone is really nice and really cute"
Could you narrow it down a little? |
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"I like to try new things, want to meet someone that can teach me new things"
How would you like to see a profile that didn't read like it was written by a lobotomized orangutan? |
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"I like to try new things, want to meet someone that can teach me new things" How would you like to see a profile that didn't read like it was written by a lobotomized orangutan? I think I would just rather see the lobotomized orangutan. I'm just saying... |
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"I like to try new things, want to meet someone that can teach me new things" How would you like to see a profile that didn't read like it was written by a lobotomized orangutan? I think I would just rather see the lobotomized orangutan. I'm just saying... That's going to be the next reality show on Fox.... |
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"i have a poen mind"
Look, if you're just going to make up words, you'll never meet anybody. |
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"I just want a person that I have a connection with."
I just thought this was humorous. This particular profile is from a man who works for a phone company. I believe he has 'connections' with hundreds of people. (lol) |
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"I am looking for that one girl that has a heart of a servant not full of lust, rust, and dust."
So, you want a slave and not a pornographic robot, right? |
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