Topic: best pick up lines
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Mon 10/04/10 10:24 AM
i usually dont do the picking up-- but one i like to hear is, What's your name, and then something along the lines of there arent that many cool women in here, so i was finally glad to see you sitting over here. (sounds lame but it feels good to be appreciated on a higher standard)

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Mon 10/04/10 10:25 AM
Of course buying the first couple of rounds usually helps break the ice too, it also buys you time to inflict your personality on her so you don't get blown off right away.

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Mon 10/04/10 10:28 AM
Do you want to come back to my place and look at my Star Wars collection?

TexasScoundrel's photo
Mon 10/04/10 10:58 AM
The thing is, what you say doesn't really mater. The important thing is how you say it. If 20 different men said exactly the same thing, they all get different results. I've said things to women that, looking back, I'm amazed I wasn't slapped!

It's all about attitude. You have to be cool and just not give a **** if she's going to like you or not. You have to know that somewhere in this place is a woman that's going to come home with me tonight and all I have to do is find her.

TxsGal3333's photo
Mon 10/04/10 08:45 PM
Hummm well kind of liked the one I got Thursday when a guy walked up behind me where I was sitting. He preceded to say...... ya know a woman should not have to sit by herself and have a drink do you mind if I join you?

I was sitting at the bar at Applebees ended up being a great conversation....... bigsmile

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Mon 10/04/10 08:52 PM

Hummm well kind of liked the one I got Thursday when a guy walked up behind me where I was sitting. He preceded to say...... ya know a woman should not have to sit by herself and have a drink do you mind if I join you?

I was sitting at the bar at Applebees ended up being a great conversation....... bigsmile


Nice good for youdrinker

wiley's photo
Thu 10/07/10 04:11 AM
Come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Is that a run in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi. My name's Peter but my friends call me Rod.

You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day.

If I was in charge of the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


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Thu 10/07/10 07:01 AM

Come sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Is that a run in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi. My name's Peter but my friends call me Rod.

You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day.

If I was in charge of the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.




Yeah and my answers to those would be.....


1. Well we may be sitting for a while not much there to talk about....noway

2. Neither it is a road map to a place, your not allowed...shades

3. Keep walking your blocking my view to the love of my life....surprised

4. Ohhhhhhhhh so you need Viagra too huhh......whoa

5. Naw it was a short journey...slaphead

6. Well your not now soooooooooooo C U...........waving


rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


Honestly I hate pick up lines I prefer that someone just start a conversation. If they are worth talking to and can hold a conversation then there will not be a problem...The ticket is can they carry on a conversation beyond just hello how are ya???whoa

As far as come backs to those that do I don't have any problem thinking of them at the time and just sit and laugh along with them.....

flawlessmeans's photo
Thu 10/07/10 04:12 PM
A you. Whats uuuppp?

thewaterbearer's photo
Thu 10/07/10 04:17 PM
I know the best pick up line used on me was hey can I hold your pillows they look cushysurprised rofl

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Fri 10/08/10 11:27 AM
Did it work?

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Fri 10/08/10 11:54 AM
BL 28 your trying to hard Natural is the way to go. You see someone of interest watch them for a while then focus... start a conversation on what you've observed. Now your having a conversation in real time and it started with something personal not some stupid pick up line. The worst that could happen is the conversation won't last long but you still walk away with your dignity and could safely say hi to her the next time you see her.
just my 2 cents
Good Luck smokin

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Tue 10/12/10 12:31 AM
good point but how long is to long cause at some point it's either considered creepy or stalking.

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Tue 10/12/10 11:20 AM
Doesn't have to be long at all depends on how observant you are. Don’t stare or stalk your observing you know people watching

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 10/12/10 11:46 AM

Of course buying the first couple of rounds usually helps break the ice too, it also buys you time to inflict your personality on her so you don't get blown off right away.


Unless of course the goal IS to be blown off right away.noway sorry

I like that one...

Excuse me, see my friend over there? He's to shy to ask for your number, and he's gonna need to call for directions to pick me up in the morning.

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Tue 10/12/10 12:10 PM
Edited by soufiehere on Tue 10/12/10 12:11 PM


Of course buying the first couple of
rounds usually helps break the ice too,
it also buys you time to inflict your
personality on her so you don't get
blown off right away.

Unless of course the goal IS to be
blown off right away.noway sorry
I like that one...
Excuse me, see my friend over there?
He's to shy to ask for your number, and
he's gonna need to call for directions
to pick me up in the morning.


hahahaha
That one would get me :-)

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 10/14/10 10:13 AM
bigsmile I must travel west and use it. Would you help me use it?happy

soufiehere's photo
Thu 10/14/10 12:49 PM

bigsmile I must travel west and use it. Would you help me use it?happy

I could do that.
I know lots of chicas.
What's your preference? :wink:

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 10/15/10 01:36 AM
Well read, wise, and witty blondes from mid-coastal Oregon. Know any?

soufiehere's photo
Fri 10/15/10 06:53 AM

Well read, wise, and witty blondes from
mid-coastal Oregon. Know any?

Wouldn't you know it..
There's a $hitload of them here.
Oh.
Real blondes?