100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: best pick up lines | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I Get!
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply! There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty. I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus! 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Well read, wise, and witty blondes from mid-coastal Oregon. Know any? Wouldn't you know it.. There's a $hitload of them here. Oh. Real blondes? .....but are they "Fab"? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Well read, wise, and witty blondes from mid-coastal Oregon. Know any? Wouldn't you know it.. There's a $hitload of them here. Oh. Real blondes? .....but are they "Fab"? I believe this is something YOU would have to report on. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Do me.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Some ones getting lucky tonight. hi I'm lucky   ...hi.  j/k  "is it not true that when meeting someone you have to stand out and pick up lines help you do that? good or bad " That depends on the people. Even if it's a cheesy pick up line, it can turn into kind of an icebreaker/joke, and go over well. Or the person can look at it as a turn off and tell them to get bent and go away. OOOO daddy! "get bent" ??? now that sounds kinky |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
do u have a band aid? i scraped my knees falling for u
|
|
|
|
|
