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pepto because when you're in the pink
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you don't stink... or at least not as much as when you're not pink. However it totally sucks to be...
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green, or so says Kermit who missed the
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Edited by
Ladylid2012
on
Mon 06/28/10 05:42 PM
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banana boat and the song...day-o
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he somehow forgot the words and couldn't sing it for the longest time until..
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... he realized he doesn't forget, he just can't remember. Then the strangest thing happened... suddenly he couldn't speak complete sentences. This frighten the man so badly he...
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went streaking down his neighborhood, and then
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... NO AND THEN!
~ The End. 
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Anyway, and then he decided to stop for a snack. He was very hungry. So hungry he could eat a...
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monkey's testicle, but where oh where was he gonna find one? He started
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off to the zoo, there must be monkeys there. As he walked on he got more and more hungry and thought..'damn, now I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider". Where can I find that he wondered...hummmm A COP on a horse so he turned around and
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beheld what it was he searched... Impossible he thought, for there was a monkey riding a horse, now he could have his cake and eat it too.
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As the icing from his cake dribbled down his chin, he realized that his horse had run off. He was stuck somewhere that he didn`t want to be, especially with icing dribbling down his chin. So he.......
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took his spork and went towards the snack shop looking for
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... spork related accessories. They had a few in stock, but it wasn't what he was looking for. Uncertain about ordering what he wanted, he suddenly...
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Decided he wanted to spork the
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his neighbor`s monkey. With that thought in mind he then went.....
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he waited till 3:am - opened his neighbors basement window and
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... let out a tremendous fart. If almost felt as if something ripped. As he pulled his pants he noticed a...
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a turd sitting in his blown out boxers. it stunk bad so he...
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