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Atari Space Invaders appeared. No one wanted to downgrade their game systems to attack the Space Invaders. Sonic The Hedgehog came through and saved the day. So the Fire Nation took over and....
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suddenly she woke up. Looking around she realized she hit her head so hard that she passed out when she was...
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getting B>O>B out of the night stand drawer, her head hurt and she thought...
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Edited by
rara777
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Thu 07/08/10 05:50 AM
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could using B>O>B elsewhere make my headache go away. So she used some lubrication on her "elsewhere" area and put B>O>B to use. It felt soooooo good that she forgot her headache as she started to moan and groan as B>O>B....
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...BUZZBUZZBiiizzz... damn dead batteries!
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She then got herself dressaed and went to Wally-World to buy rechargable batteries and rechargers for when her toys needed reloaded with fresh batteries. After she got home and the batteries charged she then went back into.......
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her room and finished what she started. All the noise she was making attracted the......
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the hornets in the hornets nest on the window ledge....the window was open and they started to swarm, almost EVIL like. It was quite scary so she..
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ran out of the room, naked, slamming the door behind her. She could hear them charging into the door behind her on the other side, as they had suddenly followed her. She ran down the stairs and into the living room. She stopped dead in her tracks, her jaw dropping, because there, sitting on the couch was.....
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her old bob.
"bzzz bzzz I told you bzz this would bzz happen if you ever bzz left me for a rechargeable bzz. Now I am going to..... |
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run off with the woman in the deli who has wanted me for so long but was afraid. With that it sidled out of the room just as a huge crash came from the kitchen....
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it was the can opener, the blender, and the knife sharpener, they too were leaving for the deli ladys' house because
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they had heard she had switched completely to solar power and to them, that felt like...
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a new lease on life. Besides that they felt that the change of the charge would do them good. So they were packed in a traveling bag and,,,,,
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off to Hawaii to hike through the bamboo forests..as they sat and meditated and became one with the bamboo, suddenly
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the blender decided to throw a margarita party, but the can opener...
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Edited by
sagacious22
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Mon 07/12/10 04:13 PM
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wasn't cooperating. Luckily, a hindu cow appeared and was singing the milkshake song. They couldn't believe their...
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Nestles Quick was still back at the house so they
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jumped on the hindu cows back, spurred him and said, gitty up hindu cow..we got get there fast cause i need a shot and they need their nestle's quick so off went to hindu cow and along the way...
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Edited by
sagacious22
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Mon 07/12/10 04:28 PM
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Marry Poppins showed up and said,"more ovaltine please!" and then started rambling about the vitamin content and ...
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