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"It's funny how the times I remember feeling the best are always the moments where I feel most uncomfortable at the time. I guess that's just the natural order of..."
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"sorry i couldn't find my razor this morning"
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appetite and you know how I love a good sandwich dear. So she leaned in for a kiss and he said to her...breath mint? She took one, and it tasted like shiit so she... So I went to look on the mountains for a mint plant I said there got to be on around hear. But I guess it well be ok dear I got fish breath. So he says to hear do you won’t me to build a fire, |
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...so she said, a little to the left honey, don't drool please
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So he adjusted a bit to the left and made sure he didn't drool. Upon making this adjustment he then placed his....
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hand on his head and scratched, he seemed confused. Just then a jolt of thunder sounded, a lightening bolt hit a near by tree and a fire broke out and then...
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The blanket they were on caught fire, along with all their clothes. Luckily their car was ok - so ....
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jumped into the car buck nekkid and drove to.........
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the nearest pub and they slammed down a couple shots of tequila with salt and lemon and put some quarters in the juke box and played their favorite song which was...
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"Dead skunk in the middle of the road", which made sense because...
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they generally would buy dead skunk incense...it was their favorite smell eceept for...
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bean burritos, which they had a hard time keeping lit, because taco bell......
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could never seem to make a burrito as big as his head with any sort of wick. So they got shiit faced at the pub and slowed danced and groped each other to the soft sound of...
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Wee Willy and the restroom quartet, which played music written in the style of.......
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....twisting the night away!
Until she bagan to feel.... |
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the very strong urge to...
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vomit
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The bartender looked at them and said "we don´t want your kind round here" and......
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since they were to drunk to fight and she had vomit all over herself, they thought it best to leave and...
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she asked the bartender for one of them cute little mai tai umbrellas as she thougt it would look so cute in her hair......and as she bent over the bar to reach it......
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