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grabbed a jerkystick in each hand and..
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threw a grenade in the middle of the soup isle, the suspects ran just in time before......
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McGruff the Crime Dog showed up.
"I smell trouble!" he growled. "What exactly is going on here?" he asked the clerk. In almost an instant the clerk... |
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offered him some kibbles and bits, told him to have a seat and that he would explain everything.....
not realizing the coffe pot was overflowing...... |
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they decided to break out some candles for a romantic conversation over dog chow.
They were gazing into each other's eyes when all of a sudden... |
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... they heard a loud BOOM! It was an Advertising Representitive from Lowered Expectations.
"Surely one of you has to scratch your butt...?" the representitive said. "What do you mean?" one of them asked. Little did they know the representitive was setting them up for... |
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a Victoria Secrets fashion show.
"So come on, get it out of your system." The representative urged. But right as McGruff started to... |
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Sun 06/20/10 04:21 PM
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... to speak he paused...
His balls itched. As he went to scratch them he realized he had been neutered. What cruel person had done this to him. As McGruff tried to remain calm, he heard a little voice in his head saying... |
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Edited by
motowndowntown
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Sun 06/20/10 04:27 PM
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"drown your sorrows in slurppies and forget about it"
for Mcgruff was well known as a ..... |
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"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMr1obg4UXU"
After he checkidy checked himself in the mirror he... |
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he felt a surge of confidence and he gulped his 4th airplane bottle of.......
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mouthwash, starting to feel it now, he said..
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I need to go pee... and he whipped out his schlong and peed on McGruff
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McGruff calmly stood up and said......
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"Ya know, I have to go outside to do my business, so should you," and...
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Sun 06/20/10 05:18 PM
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... as McGruff made his way outside to do his 'business.' A thought occured...
"Instead of peeing on the bush, what if I peed in the bush?" And as if a gust of wind came out of nowhere, a flyer landed in his hands. It said... |
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'it said'
the British are coming, the British are coming....get out all your Beatles music. |
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So he walked to his car to get his Beatles recordings but found out the Stones had chased them away, so he
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Sun 06/20/10 05:49 PM
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Did a back-flip when a ghostly apparition started to appear. It was John Lennon! He couldn't believe it!
John wanted to have tea with the Queen. As they made their way to her casltle, they stopped to aquire directions from a leprechaun. The leprechaun told them... |
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that the long and winding road that leads
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