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she farted and threw up...again
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she lost footing and flipped her drunk azz to the other side of the bar and......
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the bartender had just about enough of her drunk azz so he punched her boyfriend and
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shoved the umbrella up her azz, grabbed them both my the back of the neck and threw em out.
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shoved the umbrella up her azz, grabbed them both my the back of the neck and threw em out.  They stood in the parking lot for a minute so he could pull the umbrella out of her azz then they argued about who would drive and then... |
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The sheriff showed up and told them to get a room or go to jail. They decided to.....
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knock the sheriff out and go joy riding in his car. With the sirens on full blast.........
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they set off chasing rabbits and buffalos in the buff. Unfortunately..
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the temp started dropping fast and the heater in the car was busted so......
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...haha, just kidding, my body doesn't do that anymore  so he sighed a heavy sigh of relief and said... Lets go skinny dipping 
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forgetting they were starkers they decided to stop and have a nice hot bowl of
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cup o noodles and some green...
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frog legs with white wine sauce and roasted garlic...
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and said 'I don't f**kin think so"
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and said 'I don't f**kin think so" so they decided after they ate to put their clothes back on and ditch the cops car and thought they would... |
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Edited by
Pata
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Sun 06/20/10 02:29 PM
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hold up a 7 eleven using the sheriffs shotgun.....
inside..... |
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... 'they' made their way to the frozen food aisle, and realized there are no bullets in this gun.
"Damn!," one said. "We're gonna have to..." |
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Edited by
sagacious22
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Sun 06/20/10 02:43 PM
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"use a case of Keystone as ammunition, wait, what's that over there?"
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fumblin their way to the Keystone they tripped on a tomato soup display and...
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Edited by
Tribbles
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Sun 06/20/10 02:48 PM
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... said,
 "Shoulda had a V-8!" In the mean time the store clerk realized what was going on and... |
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