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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"i have sense of humour,never pretends, hate liars,independent,easy to be with,friendly, doesnt tolent nonse,patient and listens,hate guys who prentend to be what they are not,pls tell me the truth."
OK, your writing is atrocious. |
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"I like tall men, preferrable not too think."
That seems to be pretty much a given with all of you.... |
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"Time to get pretentious."
It loses its impact if you annouce it beforehand. |
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"well world i'm a washington d.c women and im employed at the moment I work at shoe city."
Wow, they have their own city now.... |
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"i have blonde hair and blue eyes i am 5'3 and i weigh 118 pounds for a girl my size."
How much do you weigh for a girl somebody else's size? |
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"Me?"
No, the girl behind you. |
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"It's pretty simple ... if you like what you see, you will read this. So, if you have gotten this far then we could be a step closer. To what? I don't know."
AimlessMeandering.com |
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"I jus want one guy to prove to me that they are not all the same."
OK, but he's gay and 97 years old. |
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"i am a mother of two handsom boys that i luv alott im going to school to become a cosmotoligies and i am very proud of my self."
Just imagine how proud you would be as an English teacher.... |
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"I like reading and have a fairly large collection of books for being in the middle of West Virginia."
So that would be, what? Like 2 or 3 books? |
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"I grew up in a small town in Transylvania. I lived in hiding for most of my childhood years due to my parents dangerous choices in life."
Sure, that's always the first place they look. |
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"I am searching for a Good Man to grow old with."
How about an old man to grow corn with? |
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"Time to get pretentious." It loses its impact if you annouce it beforehand. hahahahahahaha |
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"If you are looking for a gregarious, fun-loving kinda girl, here's your sign...."
"DISCONTINUED" |
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"I am a single mom of three great kids. i am trying to find a nice guy. Its impossible."
And you don't see any sort of contradiction there at all, do you? |
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"When I have quiet time alone I like to suggle in with a good book"
That sounds so dirty. |
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"Why do men judge by looks!!"
Have you read these profiles? It's not like we have anything other than pictures to work with.... |
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"My hobbies are hanging out with my friends going to the mall bars movies and just hang out with my loves ones witch is my family"
I guess it helps if you need a spell or something. |
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"I am looking to spend time with a man that has similiar qualities."
OK, give me a minute to dig up my mind-reading helmet so I can find out what those are. |
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"I am looking for a man who will be a strong roll model for my children. "
Dinner or Cinnamon? |
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