Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"I have no kids, so I have nothing holding me down. "
You mean other than gravity? |
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"I'm looking for a man who is sencer "
I remember that show... Sencer for Hire. |
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"I am looking for a nice man like George Cluney? or Bradd Pitt."
Don't know those guys. How do you know they're nice? |
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"i love every think in life becuse we are safur about the wear."
Sometimes they drift off into total incomprehensibility.... |
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"I thought id sign up because Chantelle said it was good."
Oh yeah, Chantelle knows everything about this stuff. |
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"at the new erbil iam in hawkary company i love every boudy who can understand me."
That's got to be a very short list. |
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"hi i wount to be my firends."
Then who are THEY going to be? |
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"my goals are travel squint the world."
Or you could get some glasses.... |
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"like oil penting and drowning."
That doesn't sound like much fun, sorry. |
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"I hate the country. I hate movies, anything indoors. I am not honest and not a caring person. I hate all kinds of music. I just want to be single in life. I have no goals."
If only you lived closer....!! |
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"-update- i now have a wounderful son so if you dont like kids dont bother"
This certainly comes as a surprise. |
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"Must love dogs"
Can I just like dogs a whole lot? Or is there more to this than I want to know? |
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"i have worked for almost 40 years and still have not got rich."
Investments went bad? Or did that golden parachute not quite open? |
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"Music is my boat."
That's great as long as you don't have to get across the lake. |
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"I am unique. Uniquely so."
Redundant, but superfluous. |
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"Sometimes we must take a leap, and build our wings on the way down!"
From the book Famous Last Words. |
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"ASk me,ASk me,ASk me,ASk me,ASk me,ASk me"
Ok, I'll ask.... Are you too lazy to write a profile? Or are you just too busy? |
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"I am an artist, an odd combination for an accountant. "
As an accountant I'd think you'd know that it takes more than one thing to make a combination, odd or otherwise. |
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"i was married but have been sepereated for over a year now"
He must have gotten the dictionary. |
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"my biggest fear is that im going to find mr. right till he finds out about my son"
Maybe if you didn't keep your son locked in the attic..... |
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