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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 6 | |
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"ask me anything even annonomis"
OK, what the hell are you trying to say? |
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"I'm precautious."
How's that working out for you? |
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"Please DO NOT click anonymously.
Please DO NOT click yes." Running out of options here. |
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"I very well could be the best thing that happened to youu. "
Maybe, but that's setting the bar awfully low. |
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"going to school for respiratory therapy."
I hear it works better at a hospital. |
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"i would not ever choose no man over my kids so please dont ever ask me to!"
Apparently she didn't choose no grammar either |
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"So really I'm just looking for my Prince Charming!"
That Prince is a very popular guy! |
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"I am serious about finding a mate i am not on here to play"
I thought everyone was on here to play, especially those hot Russian women!.......lol |
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"You like what you see??"
Depends om what I'm looking at. |
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"About Me:
Well...... • 5 foot 5 • Brown hair • Blue eyes • Basketball • Football • Dance • Cheer • Outgoing • Animals • Reading • Music • Partys • softball ^* IF YOUR ULGY DONT MESSAGE ME*^" Who is Ulgy and what did he do to you? |
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"I need a husband and I would cook for him whoever he is."
Tomorrow on the History Channel.... |
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"i would like to meet a man who are willing to accept if who i am."
If he can figure that mess out, keep him. |
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"I am easy going with all the qualaties that you are looking for, if you aractive and slim."
So if I'm an overweight couch potato that changes YOUR qualities? Hopefully one of the qualities I'm looking for is not correct spelling! *shaking head* |
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"I am easy going with all the qualaties that you are looking for, if you aractive and slim." So if I'm an overweight couch potato that changes YOUR qualities? Hopefully one of the qualities I'm looking for is not correct spelling! *shaking head* Yeah, I've always loved the bizarre qualifiers -- like when you're watching TV and they say: "For those of you just joining us, we're talking with Edgar Mortenson, ambassador to Guatemala." OK, so who are you talking with for the people who AREN'T just joining you? |
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"I'm taking care of an old woman for almost 5 years now."
Over here, we call that "marriage." |
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"Am I expecting too much?Meeting the wrong guys?Falling in love with love?Too quirky?Uncompromising?Easily freaked?Too much emotional baggage?"
....on the next "Dr. Phil." |
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"Beauty lies on the eye of the beholder."
No, those are just contact lenses. |
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"i'm simple, i like childern."
It's like when the fish jump INTO the boat.... |
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"This is my first time on a dating site trying something new."
So where does the "something new" come in? |
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"Life is very short, so break your silly ego, forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly & never avoid anything that makes you smile."
Hackneyed cliches are now available in 6-packs. Who knew? |
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